Chateaubriand (sometimes called chateaubriand ménage à trois) is a sexual escapade that traditionally consists of a large filet of man-meat sandwiched between two lesser pieces of vagina that are abruptly discarded after fucking.
Yo, did you hear about The Situation? I heard he got smooshed by Snooki and JWoww. Talk about a Chateaubriand!
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Get the cuteautiful mug.A community located off of Montreal's South Shore whose populace consists of an alarmingly large number of glass eating, lead paint lickers. For this percentage of its denizens, thinking hurts; their vocabularies rarely extend beyond the monosyllabic (exception: sports related terms)and they contentedly,collectively suck at the alcohol/pot laced teat of ignorance - with pride.
Glass-eating resident: Ay,(sniff), fuck, hockey, fuck, heh,fuck,wasted, fuck, beer, (grunt), football,prolly, fuck fuck fuck.ya.Chateauguay, shat, fuck, (drool) huh?
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If you are lucky to have a Cadeau as a friend he will be a gift to your life. He will be trust worthy and loyal, while consistently speaking like a Toronto fuckboy. For example, yea bro I’ll do that favour for you, AHLIE. Or, Wahgwan sweet bits, here’s dat money mans owed you styyyyyll. Mans tryna reach the raptors game tonight szeeeen
Girl - hey Cadeau, do the carpets match the drapes?
Cadeau- you already know mans got ginger pubes
If you are lucky to have a Cadeau as a friend he will be a gift to your life. He will be trust worthy and loyal, while consistently speaking like a Toronto fuckboy. For example, yea bro I’ll do that favour for you, AHLIE. Or, Wahgwan sweet bits, here’s dat money mans owed you styyyyyll. Mans tryna reach the raptors game tonight szeeeen
Girl - hey Cadeau, do the carpets match the drapes?
Cadeau- you already know mans got ginger pubes
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