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Cataclysmic

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My penis is cataclysmic when I have sexy time with a squirrel .
by Jackakins October 30, 2021
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Cataclysmic

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My penile organ is cataclysmic at having seggs with squirrels.
by Jackakins October 30, 2021
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Cataclysmic

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A cataclysmic event.
by Jackakins October 30, 2021
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cataclysmicant

the wife of mommysoup. they are known to be gentle and quiet, and easily pushed around by their spouse. fun to be around, and abuse.
"see that guy? He is a total cataclysmicant,"
"yes! Lets go make him buy us infinite amounts of tomato soup"
by numba 1 cb user June 14, 2022
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Catalystism

A moderate form of accelerationism focused on provoking a single, specific reaction in order to accelerate a particular process—rather than the classical accelerationist goal of collapsing entire systems. Where classical accelerationism seeks total societal breakdown as a path to rebirth, catalystism is surgical: identify a process, find its bottleneck, and provoke the reaction that breaks the logjam. It's the difference between burning down the factory to rebuild it (classical) and pouring a chemical into a stuck valve to make it open (catalystism). Catalystism is especially common among online political groups, both pro-Western and anti-Western, who seek to hasten electoral outcomes, policy changes, or social shifts through targeted provocations. The catalystist doesn't want the whole system to fall; they just want this particular thing to happen faster. They're playing with fire, but carefully—they hope.
Example: "He didn't want the whole political system to collapse; he just wanted his party's candidate to win the primary. So he engaged in catalystism: spreading just enough controversy about the frontrunner to provoke a backlash that would consolidate support around his candidate. The process worked—the frontrunner stumbled, his candidate surged. Catalystism had accelerated the outcome without burning everything down. He felt clever, and he was—for now. Catalystism is safe until it isn't."
by Abzugal February 19, 2026
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Catalytic Accelerationism

A moderate form of accelerationism focused on collapsing an entire system through a single, decisive catalyst or cataclysm—rather than the gradual erosion of classical accelerationism or the targeted process-acceleration of catalystism. Where classical accelerationism advocates letting systems decay naturally over time, and catalystism seeks to accelerate specific processes within systems, catalytic accelerationism aims for the big bang: one well-placed spark that brings the whole structure down at once. It's the difference between waiting for a building to crumble (classical), speeding up its decay (catalystism), and placing explosives at key structural points (catalytic). Catalytic accelerationists study systems for their single point of failure—the one trigger that, if pulled, collapses everything. They're often found in online political communities, both pro-Western and anti-Western, dreaming of the moment when their chosen catalyst—an election, a crisis, a revelation—will finally bring the whole edifice crashing down.
Catalytic Accelerationism Example: "He didn't want to wait for the system to fail naturally, nor did he just want to speed up individual processes. He wanted the whole thing to fall, now, in one glorious collapse. So he studied the system for its single point of failure—the one trigger that would bring it all down. When he thought he'd found it, he became a catalytic accelerationist: waiting, watching, ready to apply the catalyst that would end it all. Whether he was right or wrong, no one would know until the moment came—or didn't."
by Abzugal February 19, 2026
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Catalystism

Catalystism is when somebody worships Fortnite Catalyst as a goddess and loves Catalyst
CoriHiws: Bro Catalyst is the best skin

gregry26: You follow Catalystism bro
by CoriHiws July 30, 2025
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