Balling your hand up into a fist so tight that it turns red and then punching your partner in the stomach so hard he/she shits herself, proceeding then to roll your red hand in the feces-filled underpants so that it looks like an apple covered in caramel or chocolate depending on what the person ate.
"Girl, why you holding your stomach? You pregnant? And what's that smell?"
"Ugh, my boyfriend treated himself to a caramel-covered apple just before you arrived."
"Sounds tasty. Can I have one?"
"..."
"Ugh, my boyfriend treated himself to a caramel-covered apple just before you arrived."
"Sounds tasty. Can I have one?"
"..."
by The Terrible Tutor March 6, 2010
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Michael: No, she's saving herself for marriage, we're only doing it through the caramel tunnel.
Michael: No, she's saving herself for marriage, we're only doing it through the caramel tunnel.
by Joey Jastrsexy November 28, 2016
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by anonymous4567 September 6, 2008
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The act of a condom exploding in use due to pressure. The effect is akin to a Jackson Pollock painting.
The act of a condom exploding in use due to pressure. The effect is akin to a Jackson Pollock painting.
I'm really worried that next time we have sex I'll Caramel Pollock. It almost happened last time, and I wouldn't be able to stand the embarrassment.
by The whiter guy August 19, 2009
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by the resourceful five April 9, 2011
Get the Caramel Shortbread mug.The act of taking a "caramel" covered dick out of your ass and finishing it off with a handjob until it's topped with "dairy", resembling a caramel frappe.
Shua - "My girl is so awesome, she surprised me with a caramel frappe in bed!"
Dave - "That is disgusting."
Shua - "You're just jelly (goes in for high five)!"
Dave - "We're no longer friends."
Dave - "That is disgusting."
Shua - "You're just jelly (goes in for high five)!"
Dave - "We're no longer friends."
by Shuasage November 12, 2012
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