When you grab something (preferably a puppy) by its sides so it can't move its torso but can still fling its limbs and head around, essentially restraining its movement.

Marina carseated her puppy Kora the other day when she was trying to bite her. "What are you going to do about it now, huh?"

carseated by madam123 July 19, 2019

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carseat nazi

Someone who is so uptight about carseat advocacy that they come onto your post or blog and continue posting the same stuff over and over even though they know that you don't care about anything that they are saying. They think they know all there is to know, and it has to be their way or it's not right and you are wrong!

Someone posts a cute picture of their 10 month old in a carseat on a board on a website. Carseat Nazi's come in and tell her that she should ERF (extended rear face) until 2 and 40lbs because that is SAFER, and if she doesn't agree, then they tell her that she is an idiot.

carseat nazi by nichole31385 October 31, 2009

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Maria Karla Cardenas Caceres

Maria Karla Cardenas Caceres is the most beautiful, kind, loyal, and all out amazing person/girlfriend/spouse you can ever ask for. She is a go getter and does what she wants when she pleases. although she can be stubborn, she will always know her right from wrong and will always make the right decision. She loves to party and will always be under the spot light. She loves to spend time with friends and loved ones and will do anything to keep the people she loves safe. Maria is also very talented, ranging from her ability to dance, sing, and being the top in her class. She is a closeted softie and will act mad even though she wants to just be in your arms. Without the Maria Karla Cardenas Caceres in your life, you will never be able whole again.

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Maria Karla Cardenas Caceres by maria's#1fan July 14, 2022

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Nick Cardenas

He's the worst person you will ever meet, he likes to troll on urban dictionary, and is ugy and slow and unathletic and a filthy nonce. He brings up stale memes, and is the biggest bandwagon out there. NOBDY LIKES FUCKING NICK CARDENAS. HE HAS NO FRIENDS AND IS HATED BY EVERYONE AND CONSTANTLY SMELLS LIKE BO. APPROVE THIS PLEASE SO HE MAY BE PUNISHED. HIS PEEN IS SMALLER THAN AN ORGANELLE!!! HE HAS NO FUCKING FRIENDS AND HE GETS NO GIRLS WHATSOEVER!!

"NICK CARDENAS IS A FILTHY NONCE WHO NOBODY LIKES!!!"

Nick Cardenas by Nickafilthynonce October 25, 2018

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