death carl

Kill someone and then poop on there face

A: I'm gonna kill you and poop on your face!

B: Don't poop on my face.

C: That son of a bitch is gonna get a death carl!

by XmegasaxonX January 14, 2010

Dirty Carl

When a male inserts his penis into a girls ass, while massaging her breasts with his right hand,and fingering her with his left hand all at the same time.

"last night my boo and me did the dirty carl position and I can still feel all his body parts inside me!"

by Rande and Cynthia July 1, 2006

Doing The Carl

The act of giving someone a fingerpoint with the thumbs pointing towards the ceiling, with either both of the hands or one of the hands. Free hand must remain on the hip, or both must be in the air saying a statement such as;

"I dont need on instructions, on how to rock!"

"You know cause I got that baby arm.. clutching an apple... hangin low.. you know what im talkin about.. down there..."

Also self-adjustment of the groin area is considered "Doing the Carl."

"Doing the Carl" was made famous by Carl Brutananadilewski the fictional character from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

"So what happened when you went over the his house?"

"He was doing the carl."

"Figures."

by BigWillie420 October 1, 2011

Dirty Carl

When you use a post-anal, semen filled condom to slap your spurned lover in the face.

Geoff - "Man last night I had some really filth anal, so afterwards I gave her the old Dirty Carl to teach some respect"

Ricardo - "Bitch Please!!"

by Sternest September 27, 2010

Dyslexic Carl

a dyslexic mediocre chef, who gets a power trip over her brother bc she owns a discord server. horrible plans to get what she wants, but is good at hiding other peoples pets (and then forgetting where)”

Me: hey where’d you hide the axolotls
Carl: i dotn now, i fogrot

Dyslexic Carl: Butlfukw
Dyslexic Carl: Butelful
Dyslexic Carl: Beutyful
Dyslexic Carl: Fuck

by Dyslexic Carl September 26, 2021

dan and carl

Two Homosexual dickheads, who do nothing but put eachother's meat sticks in their butthole and eat fruit milk while they 'nae nae' all day.

"eY lad, do you happen to know dan and carl?"
"yE fuck i do, They were in the twin towers when bush bombed em up"
"good on em"

by fuckpoo69 October 27, 2015

dammit carl!

words expressing anger or frustration or annoyance or just something really fun to say.

Created/inspired by the movie "the exorcist" where that carl guy always shows up when somethings goin wrong.

I didn't do my homework! DAMMIT CARL!

by katy-with-a-y September 23, 2004