captain planet

a guy who is soo cool he rocks my socks!

Captain Planet rules my entirely unpolluted world!

by ivy March 3, 2004

captain planet

To kick another dude in the balls

Aaron: CAPTAIN PLANET!
Bill: What?
*Bill gets his balls busted*

Aaron: You have been educated

by SargeHavoc May 11, 2008

Captain Planet

Another term for child pornography.
Used as a secret code in the early times.

Oh man you got tons of captain planet in there!

by Ipis Ipissum March 4, 2011

captain planet

Dumbest show ever made. Nobody cares about saving the world anyway.

The power is yours to LOOT and POLLUTE!

by Duke Nukem March 22, 2003

captain planet

The most evil cartoon ever made. It has subliminal messages in it to brainwash kids into not drving, not using the air conditioner, not killing animals, not turning the light on (is this guy fucked up or what?!) and being an eviormental terrorist.

If kids didn't watch Captain Planet when they were young then the country wouldn't be in shit right now.

by weirdgirl June 13, 2003

captain planet

a gay ass satanic/communist cartoon

captain planet is the devil

by I fart on Ted Turner's nose March 3, 2005

Captain Planet

A sexual act in which a person takes their hand (which has a ring on their finger) and fists a male in the ass and a female in the ass or vagina.

"Man I gave that girl a captain planet the other day! I took my ring hand, balled it up into a fist and said AHHHHHHHH and shoved it up in there...what a night."

by IndecentProposal October 25, 2008