Covington Capsize

When some poor bastard has settled in for a nice shit, you take a yard stick and with full force and slide it under the bathroom door.With any luck you strike them in the side of the ankle. They then bend over sideways wincing in pain, while grabbing their ankle and fall off the dumper.

My nephew went into the shitter with a new Sports Illustrated. Little did he know he was about to fall victim to a Covington Capsize

by hamper Pooper July 5, 2008

Go capsize yourself you turtle face

What you say to someone if you want them to stop talking. It doesn't make any sense, it is constructed of sailing terms, and it sounds offensive so it will keep em confused for a good minute. Especially useful on facebook, if you know what i mean.

Nick: "Gotta go to mo's"
Rob: "What are you talking about"
Nick; "Its the theme song from Modell's sporting goods, don't you love it?"
Rob: "Go capsize yourself you turtle face."

by WobbyK November 4, 2009

Capsule

People who are the complete SHIT

People are jealous of the capsules in high school, simply because they aren't them.

by eggplantmama May 27, 2009

Ass Capsule

(n)- A jar, or any type of container, consisting of an age old fart from years past. Sometimes buried or simply placed on a nearby shelf.

When Abraham Lincoln's Ass Capsule was found, people, both North and South, cherished the rich scent of his noble brand.

by Dr. Petile July 22, 2011

not the bluey capsule

I hate myself
Blueycapsules but not the

Person 1: Not the bluey capsule
Person 2: yeah bluey capsule sucks azz

Person3: Blueycapsules fans dni pls

by Ivory The Gay March 20, 2022

capsulate

1. To turn an otherwise dull moment into a capslock moment.

2. To sum up a person/event/thing in a capslock fashion.

3. If your already writing in caps, you put the caps on a high level font as to be heard louder.

Ex) To type your 'lecture on fossilization pamphlet' in all caps.

To capsulate your day.

by Sanji09 September 21, 2007

time capsule

When one releases a quantity of diarrhea into a thermos, seals the vessel, then forces the capsule up into their rectum to be opened at a later date.

Thomas has a time capsule that he says I can open on friday.

by sanchezsko December 28, 2008