Winter's Asshole from januaryuary to April. Sleet is all over the place and everywheres deserted. The only thing for locals then is boredom, depression, school/work, drugs, and cold.
The intermediate seasons arent much better. October-December rain all the fucking time, it's 45 degrees, and overall shit. Oh, and white Christmas? Fuck that! we get rainy ass, Cold, depressing christmas.
A beautiful place with nice beaches and stuff to do in the summer. The only downside in the summer is the tourists who can't drive for shit and rich fucturds that charge 100 dollars for parking at beaches. Oh, and the water is cold AF year round.
The intermediate seasons arent much better. October-December rain all the fucking time, it's 45 degrees, and overall shit. Oh, and white Christmas? Fuck that! we get rainy ass, Cold, depressing christmas.
A beautiful place with nice beaches and stuff to do in the summer. The only downside in the summer is the tourists who can't drive for shit and rich fucturds that charge 100 dollars for parking at beaches. Oh, and the water is cold AF year round.
by Dragonborn13131 December 29, 2018
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It's actually an island. It's been an island since the Wilson administration. I don't give a fuck about your branding, call it what it is: "Cod Island"
I'm on my way to a job on Cod Island, formerly known as "Cape Cod," and there's so many rich old bastards and upper class methadome addicts that it's like I never left Florida!
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Bill was getting excited thinking of a cape cod stuffie while spending time with his daughter's friend eating at the epic oyster
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Dude- that family is Cape Cod rich. $650K home, two nice cars that are leased, and they keep borrowing money on the home to send their kids to prep schools. On a good day- have a net worth of 500K.
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-A blunt that is unecessarily large in order to get anywhere from 5-8 people blasted off their ass (however most times is consumed with 2-3 people). Usually contains anywhere from 3-7 grams in each blunt.
Consumers of the "Cape Cod Blunt" are:
-Real Cape Codders (NOT tourists)
-Bad Bitches
-Advanced weed smokers
Consumers of the "Cape Cod Blunt" are:
-Real Cape Codders (NOT tourists)
-Bad Bitches
-Advanced weed smokers
Captain Morgan: "Yo are we rollin' a Cape Cod Blunt or a little Brighton blunt?"
Mozart:" Lets roll a small Brighton one, I don't have enough bud for a Cape Cod blunt."
Mozart:" Lets roll a small Brighton one, I don't have enough bud for a Cape Cod blunt."
by The Real Captain Morgan November 21, 2011
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