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cancer shop 

tanning stuido or booth
well I'm off to the cancer shop for some fake bake time!
cancer shop by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Cancer Sex 

Sex that is had between someone with cancer, and someone who is sympathetic to their plight.
Guy/Girl: "I just found out I have cancer..."
Guy/Girl: "I'm so sorry...! and aroused!!!
Guy/Girl: "wanna have cancer sex?"
Guy/Girl: "mosdef!!!"
Cancer Sex by MSGT117 June 22, 2011

Cancer stick 

Hey, throw me one of those cancer sticks, I need a smoke.
Cancer stick by BongJhing May 12, 2016

cancer stuck 

When someone, typically in a competitive video game that employs the Elo System, is incapable of climbing the ranked ladder to such an extreme extent, that they give the impression that they are dying of brain cancer.
That dude has like 100 wins and is in low bronze. He's mad cancer stuck.

How can you be cancer stuck if you onetrick Irelia? End it.
cancer stuck by da wong mang November 16, 2021

Cancer Splash 

When someone with cancer coughs on you.
"oh my god cancer splasher just coughed on me".
Cancer Splash by john abdhule October 30, 2008

Cancer sign 

Bitch I'm a cancer and I don't cry that much yall just make us so dramatic
Leo/Libra: Oh you're a cancer sign
Me: Yea
Leo/Libra: So did you cry Today?
Me: No♥
OK MAYBE