If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land

I stole this from Bo burnham

Bo burnham: I’m so hashtag deep
Me: what a lit song

Bo: if Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Me: imma steal that and post it on urban dictionary

by Karen Chungus February 07, 2019

can a can can a can?

no, a can cannot can a can

some dude: can a can can a can?

some other dude: no a can cannot can a can

some dude: why not

some other dude: a can cant can a can because the can can not do anything else than to can stuff

by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 17, 2022

flying three double half collapsible semi-automatic telepatic tandem war can opener in a can

why don't your understand?

flying three double half collapsible semi-automatic telepatic tandem war can opener in a can

by frrsjlelelele June 19, 2017

Can is can

When you can. Instead of saying "I can do it" say, "can is can".

Person 1: Can you pick this up for me?
Person 2: Can is can

by catfish2.0 December 21, 2022

can is can

yes sanchay

“do u wanna hang out”
“can is can”

by ;-; >>>>>> September 06, 2021

Scottish Can Can

A Scottish Can Can is a regional dialect version of the term Can Can.

The term Can Can is used to describe a person whom says they can do something even knowing you know they will ultimately fail.

The Scotish variety is used only against a Scottish person.

Corey : I can beat you lot at videogames any day of the week.

(Proceeds to lose at the videogames)

Cris : corey you are such a Scottish Can Can

by Milk Drinker 1212 March 03, 2021

If it can giggle, it can jiggle

If it can giggle, it can jiggle is something used for someone with a big fatass that giggles

Person 1: "Hey look at this hottie baddie!"
Person 2: "Woah! If it can giggle, it can jiggle!"

by MACARENA GAMER March 01, 2025