Calverton

A land filled with not only the usual high school stoners but also an abundance of "lax brahs" and sluts.

If you are interested in this school just remember that recently there have been a number of crimes and a large amount of drug abuse.
Also know that the school is run by some of the biggest bitches known to mankind.

Missy: So I walked into the stairwell the other day and saw this eighth grade girl giving a tenth grade guy a blow job as he was snorting crack.
Charlie: Oh wow. That is interesting. Where were you?
Missy: Well, I was at Calverton.
Charlie: I suppose it is alright then. That happens all the time there.

by JefferytheGiraffe666 March 26, 2011

Casey Calvert

a god
(see also, god hawthorne heights )

Casey Calvert did die, however he was a god.
That kid is so Casey Calvert.
Im a Casey Calvert

by KPAC April 2, 2008

Calvert Hall College

"we're just smarter than you cardinals..."

^ this is what were talking about when we say you are stuck up

by russ May 10, 2005

Calvert Hall

otherwise known as Trailer park, America. upon passing calvert hall you may mistake the school for a grocery store, but then as the students walk out you realize that their red and yellow jackets serve as uniforms for mcdonalds training school. being ugly and moderately retarded are the main requirements for admission, academic acheivement is ignored and will not affect your performance in their soon to be burger flipping career. its the school you go to when everywhere else sees you for the screw up you are.

Would you like to supersize your order today? They taught me to say that!

by Kervin April 30, 2005

calvert hall

I go to "CHC" so I know of the bad haircuts, crappy shoes (wallabees)or whatever, and the colors on clothes that are not meant for eyes. Yeah it's a good place for education and a even better place for you and your prep duesh friends to hang-out and listen to crap bands, and get super buzzed on coors light.

CHC guy1: Hey, look who got his new BMW from their mom.
CHCguy2: Wow dude, so did you do the homework?
CHCguy1: Nah dude, I don't care because mommy and daddy will pay for life!
CHCguy2: Nice dude, wanna skip class and go to Panaera?

by A+ April 28, 2005

Cellverted

When a person gets distracted by something they are doing as the result of a device.

Jennifer was cellverted due to the notification that popped up on her phone.

by gm2001 November 7, 2020

noah calvert

When a person or object is forcefully shoved into a vagina

Man I just Noah calverted that girl

by Billy joil June 11, 2017