calm down ron

What Harry saids to Ron: CALM DOWN RON

Ron: SHUT UP MALFOY.
Harry: CALM DOWN RON

by shemalethemight January 4, 2021

calm down ron

What Ron says when he is angry at Malfoy: SHUT UP MALFOY.
What Harry saids to Ron: CALM DOWN RON

Ron: SHUT UP MALFOY.
Harry: CALM DOWN RON

by shemalethemight January 4, 2021

Calm down, Hitler

An phrase used to calmly and briefly demonstrate displeasure with someones radical statement. Alternatively, you could post it in an edited comment to make it seem that the comment was originally egregious.

Hitler: These stupid FUCKING BITCHES won't date me because they only like chad cock. I hope ALL WOMEN burn in fucking hell like the retarded pieces of shit they are. FUCKING FEMOIDS!!!

Not Hitler: Calm down, Hitler

by The Wamonger July 18, 2018

Calm down, James Brown

What you say when somebody gets over-hyper and starts jabbering on and on, or uses their outdoor voice on a subject you personally think is undeserving of the effort or don't really care to hear the whole story about. Say to somebody who starts sweating profusely while talking.

Example #1
Joe: "Look, I told you not to play my ps3. You always scratch the discs and never put them back in..."
You: "Calm down, James Brown. Damn. I wasn't anywhere near it."

Example #2
Jenkins: "I just wanted you to come out for a beer, but no. You had to leave me hanging by myself and I got kicked out of the bar and..."
You: "Calm down, James Brown. I had my own shit to deal with."

by snickers4orphans February 18, 2009

calm down god damn

i what is said to people who don't even have to calm down,
which is what makes it so funny to see the looks on their faces

Joe: "Nice shot Fred!"
Fred: " " Calm down god damn"
Fred: " Shut the fuck up!"

by THe Artist of Weird Songs October 4, 2009

Calm down dear, it's a commercial

Possibly the worst series of adverts ever.

Hello mum! I'm on the telly!

by Tempestua December 5, 2004

I'm joking, calm down!

a phrase said to make any come-back seem lame.

A: You're a loser
B: Fuck you
A: I'm joking, calm down!

by wangjiahua October 8, 2011