A tool used to cheat at especially hard math topics in order that you can get good grades and go to college without being Albert Einstein. A calculator is often said to merely 'assist' a person in doing their homework, but the truth is that people throughout the ages are using this weapon to cheat upon every subject. This crisis must end soon before our society starts dimming...oh wait...it's too late to stop that now...but oh well.
Bella: "Hey Gracee, where's the calc?"
Gracee: "Bella we aren't supposed to use calculators anymore, you know that."
Bella: "I have rebelled. Now give me the calc, I am through with this math problem!!"
Gracee: "Bella we aren't supposed to use calculators anymore, you know that."
Bella: "I have rebelled. Now give me the calc, I am through with this math problem!!"
by billybobjuanson_123 November 10, 2021
by MackDaddy45234 June 04, 2010
A mathematical instrument used to solve problems.
Also used to make a pattern, which, upside down, make words.
Also used to make a pattern, which, upside down, make words.
John: Hey look what I did with my calculator!
Jack: Yeah, great job buddy! It reads, "BOOBLESS". (55378008)
Math Teacher: Hey! What's that? Fivefivethreeseveneightzerozeroeight?
The boys were never seen again. Last known location: detention.
Jack: Yeah, great job buddy! It reads, "BOOBLESS". (55378008)
Math Teacher: Hey! What's that? Fivefivethreeseveneightzerozeroeight?
The boys were never seen again. Last known location: detention.
by yoloswagmlg December 02, 2014
by Yourm um Sface January 08, 2009
For iPad or iPhone or iPod in school hours: Skype
For other times: Skype or a gadget to add, subtract or do any maths thing without you having to think.
I prefer the former.
For other times: Skype or a gadget to add, subtract or do any maths thing without you having to think.
I prefer the former.
SKYPE CONVERSATION
Girl 1: Stop Skyping me! I am doing maths!
Girl 2: On your 'calculator' on your iPad, huh?
Girl 1: Yeah. I am. haha ;)
Girl 2: You are skyping your maths
Girl 1: Stop Skyping me! I am doing maths!
Girl 2: On your 'calculator' on your iPad, huh?
Girl 1: Yeah. I am. haha ;)
Girl 2: You are skyping your maths
by MadameIsobella June 22, 2012
by KBUR July 16, 2008
1. Somethin that makes man dumb
2. Something that has made cheating easier for man (in maths)
3. Somethin you shove batteries in and it does your math homework
2. Something that has made cheating easier for man (in maths)
3. Somethin you shove batteries in and it does your math homework
by örsh October 08, 2003