by Equipment Clerk October 8, 2003
Get the caublasian mug.Caucasian sex Is having plain vanilla sex. Plain vanilla sex is like having a ice-cream sunday without hot fudge, caramel sauce,
whipped cream, strawberries & nuts.
In other words Caucasian sex is having sex and skipping the first 8 steps in the 9 steps of intimacy.
9 STEPS OF INTIMACY:
* 1. Hugging
* 2. Holding Hands
* 3. Closed Mouth Kissing
* 4. Open Mouth Kissing (French kissing or kissing with tongue)
* 5. Caressing/ Touching (Groping over clothes)
* 6. Anytime Clothes Come Off
* 7. Genital Touching (Touching private parts)
* 8. Oral Sex (Anytime someone’s mouth touches another person’s private parts)
* 9. Sexual Intercourse
whipped cream, strawberries & nuts.
In other words Caucasian sex is having sex and skipping the first 8 steps in the 9 steps of intimacy.
9 STEPS OF INTIMACY:
* 1. Hugging
* 2. Holding Hands
* 3. Closed Mouth Kissing
* 4. Open Mouth Kissing (French kissing or kissing with tongue)
* 5. Caressing/ Touching (Groping over clothes)
* 6. Anytime Clothes Come Off
* 7. Genital Touching (Touching private parts)
* 8. Oral Sex (Anytime someone’s mouth touches another person’s private parts)
* 9. Sexual Intercourse
"This is the first time you brought me flowers...you just do BASIC Caucasian sex...BAM, BAM, done, that's it!" #MarriedAtFirstSight
by 69Love July 25, 2019
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A term Tiger Woods himself made up honoring his mother as well as his father and all of his cultural heritage. Tiger is far ahead of his time in asserting that he does not need to deny any part of who he is or where he came from to satisfy others need for him to think and act a certain way just because of the color of his skin. He has received extended criticism from apartheidists that believe that the world should be 'seperate but equal' and not beautifully intertwined.
No doubt Tiger never forgot about the time when they didn't allow him on the course in Georgia because he was black, he just did not allow it to prevent him from honoring his mother, and his grandparents as well as his father. Tiger did not hang up his clubs when he faced adversity in Georgia and instead of giving up in the face of criticism and adversity Tiger has continued to prevent the world from defining for him what he can and cannot do, and what is and is not appropriate behavior for a person with his pigmentation. Tiger woods is the future.
No doubt Tiger never forgot about the time when they didn't allow him on the course in Georgia because he was black, he just did not allow it to prevent him from honoring his mother, and his grandparents as well as his father. Tiger did not hang up his clubs when he faced adversity in Georgia and instead of giving up in the face of criticism and adversity Tiger has continued to prevent the world from defining for him what he can and cannot do, and what is and is not appropriate behavior for a person with his pigmentation. Tiger woods is the future.
Tiger woods is a cablinasian and not who you or I would like to tell him he should be. He invented the term to describe who he is and where he came from. He knows that it is not important for you understand what he means, as long as he does.
by behenderson January 2, 2009
Get the Cablinasian mug.by major_delmac February 28, 2005
Get the Caucasianaphobic mug.Caucasianitis is also known as The White People Disease, Inflammation of the Caucasian,Being White, The White guy/chick, Whitey, cracker, or Being Caucasian.
This disease inflicts approximately 65% of people in the United States, and approximately one billion people across the world. No one knows the origins of Caucasianitis, just that it started somewhere in Europe back in 4004 BC
The Symptoms of Caucasianitis are...
-Pale skin that easily burns
-Round eyes
-Lack of rhythm
-Inability to dance
-Inability to jump high
-General disadvantage at sports
-Enjoying nascar
-Drinking beer excessively
-Facebooking way too much.
-Fondness for Daughtry, bland food and starbucks
-Constant need to say things like 'all righty!' and 'no biggie!'
-Deliberately becoming overly intoxicated resulting in vomiting and/or forgetting the event the next day
-Drive volvo stations wagons
-eats at picnics
-eats sun chips
-Picking their own Fruit
-Liking Conan O’Brien
-Getting stupid/ironic tattoos.
This disease inflicts approximately 65% of people in the United States, and approximately one billion people across the world. No one knows the origins of Caucasianitis, just that it started somewhere in Europe back in 4004 BC
The Symptoms of Caucasianitis are...
-Pale skin that easily burns
-Round eyes
-Lack of rhythm
-Inability to dance
-Inability to jump high
-General disadvantage at sports
-Enjoying nascar
-Drinking beer excessively
-Facebooking way too much.
-Fondness for Daughtry, bland food and starbucks
-Constant need to say things like 'all righty!' and 'no biggie!'
-Deliberately becoming overly intoxicated resulting in vomiting and/or forgetting the event the next day
-Drive volvo stations wagons
-eats at picnics
-eats sun chips
-Picking their own Fruit
-Liking Conan O’Brien
-Getting stupid/ironic tattoos.
"Jerome, what you doin' watchin' NASCAR?"
"I enjoy it."
"Oh gurl. You got that white-people disease, Caucasianitis."
"All righty, please pass me the Sun Chips."
"I enjoy it."
"Oh gurl. You got that white-people disease, Caucasianitis."
"All righty, please pass me the Sun Chips."
by THE_AE May 23, 2010
Get the caucasianitis mug."I gotta go pee," said Jaquinta
"Shit, so do I," said Desean.
"Together?" Jaquinta inquired.
"You mean a Caucasian Waterfall?? Hell Yea!" DeSean replied.
"Shit, so do I," said Desean.
"Together?" Jaquinta inquired.
"You mean a Caucasian Waterfall?? Hell Yea!" DeSean replied.
by Whittal Man January 19, 2010
Get the caucasian waterfall mug.n. State of feeling adrift and bored with one's life. May feature a sense of distance from other people, a loss of pleasure in formerly fun activities, and a lack of excitement or purpose. Related to both, but equivalent to neither, existential angst and the psychiatric diagnosis of dysthymia. cablaxic: adj.
He's seemed cablaxic for months; I hope he can snap out of it soon.
I can never seem to avoid my usual Sunday afternoon cablaxia.
I can never seem to avoid my usual Sunday afternoon cablaxia.
by zoak December 9, 2008
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