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Buttlicker

A person who sucks up to someone so much they are practically licking their butt.

it's also like 'suck up' or 'ass kisser.'
Luna's the biggest buttlicker, she's so annoying and nobody likes her, thats harsh but it's kind of true sorry.
by lisaisnotasimp April 15, 2020
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Buttlock

When 2 or more people open their buttcheeks and lock them together, essentially touching buttholes and grinding for sexual pleasure.
Guy 1: Yeah, me and Tiffany hooked up last night
Guy 2: Sick, did you guys buttlock?
Guy 1: Yeah dude, she has a soft butthole
Guy 2: Nice...
by Mr. KindaSmartGuy May 13, 2019
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buttlock

1. (literal) A lock of hair from ones anus.

2. (figurative) A jerk, spazz, unpleasant character, etc.
"Don't be such a buttlock."
by Lester Fresh May 16, 2003
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8 finger buttlock

While doing a chick, to put your thumbs on each side of her hip, while your 8 fingers reach over, grabbing her ass with such intensity it causes a "buttlock"
That was the best 8 finger buttlock I've ever had
by Mysticgrunt September 20, 2005
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buttsick

Complaining; fretful; cranky. Having or revealing feelings of whininess, irritability, disappointment, or arrogance. Attitude of dissatisfaction or sickness, commonly attributed to over-consumption of alcohol.
Why are you so buttsick?
by jacko_jackson February 23, 2014
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Buttpicker

An individual who chooses to do the absolute bare minimum at his/her place of employment + life in general. Classic example is a lazy and complacent government employee whose position is shielded from real accountability. Often an overweight smoker who possess a permanent pouty-face from an existence devoid of good health, self-respect, and life goals.

Buttpickers can be typically spotted feeding on zebra cakes and diet Mountain Dew from the nearest Shit-Dispenser, whilst scratching and sniffing their big nasty asses. They are often lumbering to and fro pretending to do work, chatting with the other buttpickers within its ecosystem. This species of humanoid is exponentially driving up the cost of healthcare, which is really fucking infuriating to us non-buttpickers.

Don't become a buttpicker, son. It's bad for ya and everyone will hate you.
Ben: “Look, Dave. Another buttpicker is waddling towards the free Twinkies.”

Dave: “That lady just scatched her ass for like 15 seconds…fucking gross.”
by genitaltraffic4781 March 29, 2019
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Buttrick

A sexual act in which a trans or cis woman receives double penetration anal from two men while simultaneously anally penetrating a third man, with either her penis or a strap-on. Like a hat trick, but with anal penetration.
Me and my two friends scored a buttrick with this hot chick last night.
by Paul Racine July 2, 2020
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