A scientific theory which explains that regularly eating butter, even a small pat, will eventually turn you into a fat butterball.
At the 10 year High School Reunion.....
Gerard: Hey check out Sylvia, she's a total hefer! She used to be hot, what happened?
Chuck: Dude, It's called the Butterball Effect, all those empty fat calories have wreaked their damnable havoc on her once fine physique.
Gerard: Say what now?
Gerard: Hey check out Sylvia, she's a total hefer! She used to be hot, what happened?
Chuck: Dude, It's called the Butterball Effect, all those empty fat calories have wreaked their damnable havoc on her once fine physique.
Gerard: Say what now?
by Mr. Softey January 25, 2009
Get the Butterball Effectmug. A girl who is overweight, if not obese, with a short, round build. She rounds out in the belly with small breast, if any at all, formed from excess body fat, packed into too-small a wardrobe. This makes her look like the packaged Butterball turkeys so many of us enjoy over the holidays. Butterball turkeys can often be found basted in their own cheap liquor.
by Titler January 12, 2008
Get the Butterball Turkeymug. by Two mad friends March 26, 2009
Get the Butterball Jonesmug. About an hour and a half.
by Brad Senatore February 20, 2008
Get the butterball minutemug. by papa Goldilocks August 12, 2017
Get the butterball bitchmug. A round, firm, voluptuous butt in the shape of a Butterball turkey.
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I know that I added some pounds over the holidays, so now I got a butterball booty. Well, I gotta start hitting the gym.
by joecoolthefool June 5, 2016
Get the butterball bootymug. When a women drenches a man's ballsack into melted butter, then deep fry's them, and enjoys them with a side of bacon.
by Baby Scrotum May 22, 2011
Get the russian butterballsmug.