The Butler did it..

The answer to every murder mystery

It's only logical that the butler did it.

by CornBald October 23, 2004

E.coli does it better

a smug statement used by biochemical engineers while in conversation with chemists, once this is said it will often cause a heated debate between the two scientists. this relates to the fact the the E.coli bacteria can be modifided to produce chemical compounds, stealing the job of chemists.

chemist: 'I'm designing a process to produce a new anti-A.I.Ds medication'
biochem engineer: 'You do know that E.coli does it better'

by Bluntman DC February 14, 2009

i can do it better

"i can do it better" is something someone would say before they try to perfect what you were doing but fail miserably

looks like they're really good at that, i bet i can do it better

by i can do it better May 14, 2016

jacking it better than a car

When you see someone that gives you/someone else a massive erection.

Evan: "Oh shit, it's Maria"
(Massive erection)

Bob: Dam, she's jacking it better than a car.

by loltkyx September 18, 2017

Blondes Do It Better

Something that is NOT true. There are probably bald people who do it better.

(PS: This is not to insult blondes. So.... sorry if you’re offended)

Jenna: ‘Blondes do it better suckers‘
Sammy: ‘Many blondes are actually stupid idiots, so........’
Jenna: ‘IM NOT AN IDIOT YOU ARE’
Sammy: ‘Dude.... The only thing you do better is being stupid.’
Jenna: ‘....... I don’t know what that means.’

by MemeFace July 11, 2020

Who wore it better?

This refers to the question who, of two females, was wearing the same outfit better?

Often taken as "who is more beautiful?" (esp. given "outfit controlled" comparison)

Girl's Facebook post: "Who wore it better?" – with a pic of her and a friend (wearing the same or similar outfits)

Male friend's comment: Love you both – meaning, I'd fuck both
Female friend's comment: You both look equally stellar – meaning, the other girl looks better

by MALgaddafi May 28, 2019

Blondes do it better

blondes are poo, end of story

blondes do it better, but they can’t do anything right

by ash04 May 27, 2018