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shrewed businessman

A male member of the business class

that has been reduced in stature
to the level of a shrew,
or one who is henpecked;
not to be confused with a shrewd one.

Abbr: shrew'd
"That Wally was a shrewed businessman!"

"Yup, built hisself quite a empyre!"
by Healing Practitioner17b June 20, 2009
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businessmanlapis

Someone who doesn’t respond to his texts in a timely manner but it cool
Stop being such a businessmanlapis
by dilf.mf January 2, 2022
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Buisness Man Keith

Business man Keith is a very successful business man especially when it comes to stocks and loans
He's a bit short tempered with people he doesn't know but once he warms up to you he becomes overprotective

His friends describe him a overprotective, dramatic, and short
He is popular throughout Twitter for tweeting random controversial topics and just being a mob boss

He once paid 9 seventh grade students to jump a class mate of his because he owed him money. Many think he's a coward for that but others say it's him moving pawns in a chess game.
Wow is that Buisness Man Keith he said that waffles are better than pancakes
by Anonymous Screen Time January 4, 2022
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Businessman's Blumpkin

The act of taking a shit country blumpkin style, while also smoking a nice cigar. You, sir, are a gentleman of refined taste.
Bob: Did you get that file to the President yet?
Daryll: No, he was busy with his 9 O'clock businessman's blumpkin.
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pretentious businessman

A well-dressed middle aged man who drives a fancy car and always takes the stairs instead of the elevator because elevators are for lazy people and he's a working man. Probably a Trump supporter. Probably not actually as great as he thinks he his (or as rich).
Ugh, Steve is such a pretentious businessman. He always rolls his eyes at me when I choose to take the elevator instead of the stairs.
by Pastel Claire July 27, 2017
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kiwi businessman

A businessman ( or woman ) based in New Zealand who would rather hold onto an item they are selling for years and years collecting dust on a shelf rather than accepting a reasonable offer.
Buyer: " hello, how much do you want for that 25 year old car part?"

Seller ( Kiwi Businessman) : " $250 "

Buyer: "But I can buy one new for $150, how about $130? I mean it is pretty worn".

Seller ( Kiwi Businessman): $245...

Buyer: .... Click ( hangs up phone ).
by TURDBO PRIME May 2, 2023
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