Brotato Tots

A mystical insomniac that wins his opponents over by pelting bolts at their foreheads and glaciating them with chilling ice barrages.
He was acting very brotato tots when he went on a Bambi-slaying rampage last evening.
by The Great Brotato Tots June 15, 2012
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Brotato Salad

The rather messy result of unleashing a severe beatdown on 2 or more bros.
Person A: "I hear you got in a fight with a bunch of drunk bros."

Person B: "Indeed. One bro decided he had something to prove and the rest of the bros followed suit."

Person A: "So, what happened?"

Person B: "Thanks to my superior combat skills and physical prowess, I turned them into a large, messy pile of brotato salad."

Person A: "Win."
by Metreon October 14, 2011
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Brotato Salad

a Brotato Salad is a close associate or best friend
Me: sup Brotato Salad

Friend: sup to you to
by Xandolf April 19, 2020
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Brotato Chip

A best friend that is fat and slumpy. Derived from the term fat.
My friend Moob that weights 200 pounds in the fourth grade is my Brotato chip
by The bah April 29, 2016
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brotato chip

The thick trunks of grande broccoli florets sliced thinly and flash fried to a crunch. See also, the product of broccoli's less popular inbred step-cousin: the caulitato chip.
I'm totally craving some delicious brotato chips right now.
by f'in'f'erf'inn September 04, 2018
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Brotato

Noun (i): (Slang) to make an error of judgement in a manner that is transparent to others but user is apparently oblivious

Noun (ii): (Slang) person who may have stated a "Brotato"

Verb (i): The act of giving ridiculously bad takes relating to football and football games
Noun (i) Look, he thinks Dybala is rubbish. What a Brotato
Noun (ii) He did a Brotato. He thought Dybala is rubbish

Verb (i): Ah mate, you have Brotato'd it by saying tots Dybala is shite
by Gridder May 29, 2024
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