broscaping

The act of a male (typically 18-25) modifying his appearance to look more like a bro. This can include removing body hair to make the penis appear larger and shaving/growing facial hair to create the bro beard or chinstrap.

Broscaping is an art when done correctly. Only true bros can master it.

Bro 1: Bro, how'd your package double in size overnight, bro?

Bro 2: Bro, it's a broscaping trick. Smooth legs make it look huge, bro!

Bro 1: Bro, that's awesome, bro!

by TooMuchCoffee January 8, 2012

broskarooni

a greeting to a friend or significant other

what’s up broskarooni!
hey broskarooni, how was your day?

by oliviamadalyn9 October 29, 2019

brocard

a bath of shit and cum. usually while wearing assless chaps.

Jamie loves to take brocards with his parents.

Man, that brocard was quite refreshing.

by zack dusty September 25, 2006

Broscription

When a bro gives you supplement, diet and lifting directions.

John: I'm going to write you a broscription of 60 extra grams of brotien a day immediately following your workout. Transfer of this broscription is brohibited.

Me: Thanks bro!

by a brute April 20, 2017

Brocaryote

An atheist who has not read the swoley bible and is therefore not even worthy the name primortial ooze. Typical physical attributes are small biceps and a membership at a local gay club.

"Have you seen CW? - Yeah he's not a member of the church of iron, he is such a brocaryote..."

" I read the swoley bible everyday.

- You mean the holy bible right?
- OMG Brian what are you? A brocaryote or what?....

by Rotsen25 January 28, 2018

Brocaryote

An agnostic person who has not read the swoley bible and can therefore not be defined according to the evolution of lifting. Bryocaryotes are usually not members of the church of iron and are very likely to enjoy activities like crossfit or oral sex with the male sex organ.

"Have you seen that guy doing tricep kickbacks on the bench?
- Yeah he is such a brocaryote...

by Rotsen25 January 29, 2018

Broscapade

The act of two bros going on a outing together;

Mason and garret went on a broscapade to the peak of the mountain at sunset

by Petterpipper3R September 6, 2018