Local resident and drivers' side passenger Motifa Jones was forced to push her head out of the window in order not to vomit having dry retched repeatedly after an onslaught of breathslaps from driver Chico Mendez.
by Brett Anthony M February 21, 2006
Get the breathslap mug.noun: An unpleasant and often embarrassing phenomenon which occurs when one consumes some foodstuff containing a high contingent of salmon. Salmon breath is often mistaken for tuna breath, but has a unique and even more pungent odour which defies and overpowers even the strongest mouth washes and mints.
Guy 1: Dude, can you smell that guy's salmon breath?
Guy 2: Yeah, I reckon someone ought to let him know...
Guy 2: Yeah, I reckon someone ought to let him know...
by pens nizzle July 14, 2007
Get the salmon breath mug.Jim: Hey Kayla, will you blow on my neck?
Kayla: Why?
Jim: I have a breath fetish.
Kayla: OK (blows on neck)
Jim: Ahhh
Kayla: Why?
Jim: I have a breath fetish.
Kayla: OK (blows on neck)
Jim: Ahhh
by Wildcat9826 May 30, 2017
Get the Breath Fetish mug.The aroma caused by consuming a fresh package of Doritos. The smell of a persons breath is multiplied by the b.o.-like scent that Doritos contain. This lingers long after the consumer has finished eating the chips. Dorito breath is most apparent after eating the nacho cheese flavored Doritos.
Do not kiss your significant other while sporting Dorito breath.
I don't like eating Doritos because they give me Dorito breath.
Damn, I can smell your Dorito breath from all the way over here!
I don't like eating Doritos because they give me Dorito breath.
Damn, I can smell your Dorito breath from all the way over here!
by KrunkAssWhitey August 6, 2009
Get the Dorito breath mug.When a man eats lunch at Olive Garden and garlic from the breadsticks gets on his hands. After he gets home, he masturbates which makes his penis garlicky. Then he gets a blowjob and it makes the women get garlic breath
by cambronshinn December 1, 2010
Get the Gar-lick Breath mug.Used to describe non-spicy foods and sauces, especially when someone has previously claimed it to be spicy.
Guy 1: Damn bro, these wings are spicy as hell!
Guy 2: Nah dude, this shit is puppy breath.
"My buddy claimed the salsa he made was extremely hot, but after some scoops... puppy breath."
Guy 2: Nah dude, this shit is puppy breath.
"My buddy claimed the salsa he made was extremely hot, but after some scoops... puppy breath."
by doozythedoctor September 23, 2020
Get the puppy breath mug.-dude my girlfriend just gave me a beethovens 69th symphony.
i didnt know she could play piano?
-she cant.
i didnt know she could play piano?
-she cant.
by DJ.B November 7, 2010
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