Breastphyxiation

The act of suffocating someone with a large pair of breasts, usually a D cup or larger. This usually occurs when someone tries to motorboat a girl and it goes horribly wrong, causing him to asphyxiate within the girl's breasts.

John: Bro, did you hear about Dave?

Nick: No, what happened?

John: He was trying to motorboat some hot chick with a huge rack, but got lost in there and died.

Nick: Dude... *shakes head*

John: Yeah, the coroner said cause of death was accidental breastphyxiation.

by AngelTheFallen July 13, 2015

beastophile

A person with a sexual attraction to animals.

"Wait you watch pokemon hentai?"

*spams beastophile 60 times*

by -definitions November 17, 2020

Breastplate Boomer

Not just any old boomer, the boomer of all boomers. Breastplate Boomer quickly rose as a postwar icon after his service in the Skaraana vs Humanity war of 2021.

Who the hell is that old boomer?!
That's Breastplate Boomer, the messoah and grandfather of the prodigal son who's face is glazed in cum.

by DisasterHellscape June 23, 2021

beastophile

Someone who gets off while watching "Animal Planet"

Joanne is a beastophile.. she always watches Animal Planet alone.

by Amniodarone February 14, 2008

Salad and Breadsticks

When two gay dudes 69 each other, and the 69 consists of both licking each others assholes (salad), and choking on each others dicks (breadsticks). This is one of the most gayest acts.

Dude, I walked into my house last night and there is Jeff and Beardy, giving each other the ol' salad and breadsticks right on the fucking dining room table. I puked everywhere.

by Hard Hat Harold December 9, 2008

breastOraunt

Where the breast fed baby dines.

I don't need bottles to feed my baby; I take him to the breastOraunt.

by Mimicats October 19, 2005

Breadstick

A score of anything to one in a game. Only slightly better than a bagel.

I lost miserably but at least it was a breadstick and not a bagel

by LuigiAndMario2 July 19, 2010