by bloopbleep578 November 23, 2021
Get the brandonmug. a duche bag. a stupid ass. one who cheats on his girlfriend with ugly ass girls. cunt. a liar. master minipulator. can talk his way out of anything. a guys who goes around from girl to girl.player/ sluttly man. emo . dick.
dont belive a thing brandon says
dont belive a thing brandon says
brandon: i want to be more than friends with you... we have known each other so long and together almost every day. I love you.
girl: i love you too. :)
girl leaves for a weekend....comes back.... brandon has a girlfriend now who is not that girl!!!
girl: what happened?? to us?? to me and you ? i leave for one weekend and you have a girlfriend???
brandon: i dont wanna fight. i dont even know how i hooked uop with this girl....i really do love you...i'm so so sorry.
brandon doesnt break up with her for about a week... and expects the girl to right back in his arms.... she's not.
so he goes around and plays other girl.
brandon and girl HATE each other!!!!
girl: i love you too. :)
girl leaves for a weekend....comes back.... brandon has a girlfriend now who is not that girl!!!
girl: what happened?? to us?? to me and you ? i leave for one weekend and you have a girlfriend???
brandon: i dont wanna fight. i dont even know how i hooked uop with this girl....i really do love you...i'm so so sorry.
brandon doesnt break up with her for about a week... and expects the girl to right back in his arms.... she's not.
so he goes around and plays other girl.
brandon and girl HATE each other!!!!
by baby h October 20, 2008
Get the brandonmug. brandons a fucking cuck!
by broccolibutt July 7, 2016
Get the brandonmug. to get your ass kicked in a very pathetic way. Usually the ass kicker is on a sports team, so the ass kicking is publicized in a huge way.
by escucha me April 24, 2008
Get the brandonmug. by aleck January 31, 2008
Get the brandonmug. will always love meli ONLY forever and ever!!
Is the most caring, hilarious, beastly guy ever..that has an amazing kool-aid smile!
Is the most caring, hilarious, beastly guy ever..that has an amazing kool-aid smile!
by 9BBYLUV2 March 22, 2009
Get the brandonmug. A gay that is really ugly, who laughs way too much.
He hates everything and thinkes to be the best player.
HE IS GAY!!! HE SUCKS BALLS AND FUCKED TWO HORSES WITH OUT EVEN CRYING OUT THAT HE DIDNT WANT IT, HE ENJOYED IT!
HE IS SMELLY he stinks like rotten fish with eggs that once were in a ass!
He thinks other ppls stink but its him!
(brandon is a new nickname for a gay that is ugly and stinks like the death.)
He hates everything and thinkes to be the best player.
HE IS GAY!!! HE SUCKS BALLS AND FUCKED TWO HORSES WITH OUT EVEN CRYING OUT THAT HE DIDNT WANT IT, HE ENJOYED IT!
HE IS SMELLY he stinks like rotten fish with eggs that once were in a ass!
He thinks other ppls stink but its him!
(brandon is a new nickname for a gay that is ugly and stinks like the death.)
1GUYS, look there comes a brandon HIS BREATH STINKS!
2watch out now, the brandon is firing his rotten eggs.
3that brandon really is a dick of a mom.
2watch out now, the brandon is firing his rotten eggs.
3that brandon really is a dick of a mom.
by asif333 June 2, 2008
Get the brandonmug.