Boxing Clever

To use inventive thinking above all other attributes in order to achieve an end goal.

Everyone thought that Tina would lose the debate for exposing her vulnerable side but her victory proves she was boxing clever.

by RogerRoger March 17, 2008

Kangaroo Boxing

A sport that involves usually a human versus a kangaroo in a boxing match, usually the results 95% of the time are the guy gets his ass whooped.
Kangaroos are beasts at fighting, they are dirty fighters too, if you aren't careful they can give you a nasty jab or hook to the dome and knock you out or grab you and choke hold you into submission, if that doesn't work they can use their own tail to hold them level and kick you downstairs with BOTH legs. unless you are a real fucking badass, you should not attempt to fight a kangaroo THEY WILL FUCK YOU UP. PETA people and animal rights fucks usually think this is an inhumane awful sport... well they are right to an extent... because HUMANS GET THE SHIT WHOOPED OUT OF EM!

fighter: (guards his grill and strafes a bit)
kangaroo: (sees an opening and heymakers the guy)
fighter: (gets dome-rocked with a heymaker and melts to the canvas like when you get the shit whooped out of you in fight night 3 by a mean-ass power punch)

Kangaroo Boxing

by THE METAL February 19, 2008

tonsil boxing

Giving a girl the shaft.. the deep shaft.. the kind where you grab the back of her head and make sure the back of her throat (tonsil-area) gets knocked around like a punching bag

Man, one more round of tonsil-boxing out of Melissa, and my victory champagne will go all over her!

by Justin Redman January 29, 2004

spit boxing

arguing with someone, going back and forth with insults, etc.

Stupid bitch: Imma kick yo ass

Me: Yu ain't doin shit but spit boxing. If yu feelin froggy, then jump... Don't talk about it, be about it. *rolls eyes and walks away* dumb ho

by *Noona*{{WSP}} June 2, 2009

Wii boxing

The quickest way to end friendships and kick someone's ass without getting hurt. The one game that you can throw your nun chuck and still be considered socially acceptable

I lost my friend to Wii boxing

by 8tb39q4 g March 6, 2020

Ball Boxing

Using a dudes ball sack as a punching bag. The boxer can wear boxing gloves or go bare handed, and punch the man’s balls. Often done using a table with a hole cut out for the balls to dangle through. The boxer can then stand or sit underneath and use the testicles to box with.

Bro I saw the craziest porn last night! A dude dropped his nuts through a hole and someone was punching them from the other side like a punching bag! It was called ball boxing!

by Bust More Balls November 29, 2022

Kentucky Boxing glove

A form of fisting involving both hands and a set of large foam hands, preferably Hulk or The Thing hands, one going in the vagina, and one in the anus

"What's a Kentucky Boxing Glove?"

"Let me show you."

Later.....

"We are getting a divorce."

by Igvey Moundstein VonHolyberger May 30, 2009