blue bowels

painful, prolonged constipation, without the sweet release of a bowel movement.

"Ugh, I haven't shat in two days. Too much pizza always gives me blue bowels."

by shmuckaroo banzai December 20, 2008

Old Man Bowels

A type of strategy which will cause one to horribly lose at an Infantry Defense map in Starcraft. Refers to the 'leaking' effect one gets when ones defense is insufficient for the hordes of enemies.

"Damn your Old Man Bowels, Andy! You're leaking scourges!"

by Dhulliath April 5, 2006

Satan's Bowels

one of the most intense bongs I've smoked, with the entirety resembling the shape of the bowels of Satan.

"Pass me Satan's Bowels!"

"Pack a bowl in Satan's Bowels"

"Satan's Bowels got me RIPPED!!!"

by chelliem July 12, 2009

Terrible Bowels

1) A pejorative term for a Pittsburgh Steelers fan(s) that

either:

a) Lives outside Western Pennsylvania, or

b) Shows up (normally in bunches) in an opposing teams

stadium and/or City wearing Steelers gear. And though

not always the case, can be spotted with the infamous

Terrible Towel.

2) Can also be applied to Penguins and Pirate fans too

Tom: "Hey, I thought we're in Mile High Stadium, Why am I seeing a bunch of Steeler Fans with the terrible towels?!"

Rico: "I call them the Terrible Bowels, they show up just about everywhere outside Pittsburgh".

by Patriots Fan March 25, 2010

caffeinated bowels

Pretty much diarrhea. Your bowels seem caffeinated and hyper.

Guy 1: "I have caffeinated bowels. They won't stop moving."
Guy 2: "Damn, you have diarrhea? That shit sucks."

by freakylouise December 23, 2010

Blue Bowels

The feeling you get when your very hungry and are under the impression that you're going to get some grub, but for whatever reason food never comes .

Jake: hey whens the pizza guy going to get here?
Frank: dude, i had to cancel the pizza I need weed money
jake : wow you dick thanks for the blue bowels

by jakerater February 22, 2011

nelly bowels

That thing my girlfriend has that enables her to pass 100x more gas than me,

Kelly O'Duel has nelly bowels

by QuarterStrife June 25, 2018