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Bottle rocket

First you fill a beer burpee with sulpur from matches and magnesium strikers, then you attach a 1.75l Bacardi bottle to the burpee filling it with shake and bake meth production, then you attach a peanut butter jar under the Bacardi bottle to fill with aluminum, mineral motor oil, magnesium, and sulpur in that order to the peanut butter jar, then you pack on three butane gas cans to the back end with metal tips facing away from the burpee. Then you put in PVC pipe and melt or electrocute the tips right off the butane gas giving it all the propulsion it needs to fly a couple km. Scorched earth for 5 mi.
Homewood health Canada is really seriously asking for a bottle rocket at this point.
by Cody5050 November 4, 2020
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european bottle rocket

The act of ejaculating while using a penis pump. You must then take said ejaculate and pump the entirety of it into your anus
Guy 1: "Dude I pulled a European bottle rocket last night"

Guy 2: "Nice"
by ZzzNCzzZ September 24, 2017
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Bottle-rocket

A weapon that specializes in launching a tube or cylinder that explodes, rapidly without needing to be reloaded.
This bottle-rocket here gotta 50 foot launch and a 3 second detonation.
by mr.626 April 11, 2025
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The Bottle Rocket

The man holds a sparkler in his butt crack and after lighting it, attempts to climax in his partner at the same time as the sparkler (fuse) burns out. Those giving them The Bottle Rocket.
“Bro, I burn my ass cheek giving my girl The Bottle Rocket last New Years.
by Redneck Heathen July 4, 2022
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Bottle Rocket

An act of sticking ones butthole in the inflation point of an air mattress, then having another person body slam the air mattress. The result of this action launches the first person much like a bottle rocket.
Damn bro I just saw two people bottle rocket each other.
by 6-00 May 17, 2021
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Bottle Rockets

When you lay sideways, and you shit with such force the poop fires out like a bottle rocket.
Bottle rockets: Last night my girl had them taco bell, and I watched her bottle rocket one out of her ass
by DipSwingle May 26, 2025
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Carolina Bottle Rocket

While a couple is in the act of anal intercourse, in doggy-style position, and the female happens to be on her period, the male gives her a reach around and lights the dangling tampon string on fire, causing the female to shoot far across the room like a bottle rocket.
“My girlfriend nearly broke her neck, smashing her face into the headboard, after I gave her a Carolina Bottle Rocket.”

“I literally lit my girl’s ass up once she received a Carolina Bottle Rocket.”

Girlfriend, If you thought unannounced anal was tough to endure, imagine my shock when my husband gave me a Carolina Bottle Rocket!”
by Rude Earle and Derp April 30, 2025
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