bromology

The study of bros

Hey bro, what did you study in college,

I studied bromology

by That bro June 22, 2017

Birbology

The study of 'Birbs'
This is performed by 'Birbologists'
Some may believe it to be a field of biology, however this is incorrect. Birbology originates from satanic rituals rather than biology.

Daddy: Have a fun day at Birbology class son.
Son: Of course daddy.

by Dr.niggerfaggthot-slayer June 5, 2018

Botology

Studying an object, organism, or subject using a robot.

Studying plant cells using botology tools will give a better understanding of how cells work.

by lovely_smartie November 25, 2018

Brotology

A religion of peace and prosperity with two commandments:
1. Don't be a cunt
2. Don't be a total piece of shit

Bro, follow Brotology, Bro. Don't be a dick.

by guy_dude_bro April 10, 2019

choo-choo buffology

-noun, plural -gies
Choo-choo Buffology is the pseudo-science of repeating the same specious arguments ad-infinitum to avoid rational criticism of transit-rail projects. Practitioners appear to have better arguments than their critics primarily because their arguments can be summed up within media-friendly sound bites. This phenomenon is frequently attributed to the choo-choo buff spending a majority of their research funds on media consultants and focus groups, while their opponents spend their research funds on actual scientists and economists.

The transit authority hired a choo-choo buffologist for their rapid response team which will allow them to quickly respond to media inquiries asking critical questions. Unfortunately for the opponents, this guy is the top choo-choo buff in the nation. His latest sound bite is critical of busses because he claims that people don't like dirty busses, putting his opponents at a significant disadvantage because it takes more words than can fit into a sound bite to explain that people are turned off by the "dirty" busses which were made that way by people who did not respect the bus enough to keep it clean because people who receive a subsidy can't appreciate the value of the service and thus are disrespectful - and rolling out shiny new trains won't correct the problem because they will be dirty within a few years as the same disrespectful people start riding the trains instead; that the only way to prevent the deterioration of the transit system is to charge market rates for riding instead of tax-subsidized rates.

-or-

I wish there wasn't some way of silencing that choo-choo buff. He's been practicing choo-choo buffology so long he's figured out all you have to do is claim that trains are green, and nobody can point out that according to the transit authority's own environmental impact statements that bus rapid transit is both greener and more efficient without being labeled pro-pollution. He's really a master choo-choo buffologist.

by True Green April 18, 2009

Birdology

The language that is spoken between friends just after smoking weed. A very special dialect just for stoners. We go past superficial into deep and meaningful.

we are having a birdology session

by Lackmaster September 21, 2016

Boscology

The study of Bosco Sticks or Bosco sticos. Boscologists have uncovered many new secrets in the Bosco field. The religions behind Boscos is Boscopharianism.

Tyler has a PhD in Boscology. He got a scholorship playing Boscoball.

by Sid Seth May 20, 2007