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A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
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by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023
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Booty Hole Bandit

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A person who wanders the land robbing people of their unstretched anuses
The Booty Hole Bandit broke into my house and stretched my asshole.
by Wide Eg April 7, 2022
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"Bill? No, he doesn't like women, he's a confirmed botty bandit."See shit stabber and uphill gardener
by Toasted Crumpet July 2, 2003
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Booty Bandito

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1. used to describe a girl who lacks a sufficient booty

2. the imaginary man who "steals" the booty in the first place
Hey Jim, look at the flat ass on that one; looks like the Booty Bandito got her!
by DJ Carlos June 22, 2006
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A person who loves having anal sex more than anything else
He's a booty Bandito
by Jayjizzle January 28, 2016
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Booty Bandits

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A gay ass facking crew that fingers other guys.Rip for the kids who were the victims.
Booty Bandits are gay.
Don't get fingered by the Booty Bandits
by Soucj skfjl May 27, 2018
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