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Russian Time-bomb

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A Russian or other women of eastern European ethnicity, who will undoubtedly explode when they reach the pre-designated genetic time frame. The latter usually being ages 40+ but there are reported incidents of this happening as young as 30 or even sooner if they have children. This explosion is what constitutes them as a Russian Time-bomb. The young beautiful Russian women will transform into the gruff logger, possibly sporting a thin beard, chopping firewood outside of the cabin surrounded by a gaggle of spawn.
"I had to return my mail order bride Tawnya as she reached the point of maximum impact and the Russian Time-bomb detonated."
by GandalftheGreen January 12, 2012
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Time Bomb

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In an office enviroment where there is little background noise to cover the sound of a fart, the Time Bomb is used to cover the sound of ripping that office fart. At precisely the moment you rip ass, you cough or produce a fake sneeze that far overshadows the sound of the Cleveland Air Freshener you just blasted out of your ass. It is also possible to get a "God Bless You" out of a co-worker when you use the sneeze option to which a "Thank You" reply is always justified.
Dude 1: Shit man, that hot chick in the cube next to me will never go out with me if she hears me farting all day. Dude 2: Fuck man, just do a Time Bomb if you don't have time to get out of your cube.
by The CLE Steamer May 9, 2009
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Someone who is likely to get killed for reasons of acting out of person, being a total dick, etc.
Black Coat, White Shoes, Black Hat, Cadillac.....Yea, that boys a time bomb.

-Rancid
by Gunther December 17, 2004
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When a girl is on her birth control and knows the exact date of her period. Instead of wearing a tampon, she times the release of her period and sticks her bloody vagina on her boyfriend's face while he's sleeping.
Did you hear about Aaron getting the cherry time bomb from his girlfriend last weekend? Talk about kinky.
by Zach November 9, 2007
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Mississippi time bomb

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Tightly-packed marijuana in a gelatin capsule.
"I dropped two Mississippi time bombs before noon and by two o'clock I was baked as a cake!"
by Topper Sullivan December 21, 2008
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Time Bomb

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The act of rolling a sploofer( joint with tobacco ) then putting it into a bowl pice and surrounding it with more weed to keep it standing up. The you light the joint and rip it from the bong and wait til it gets to the weed then it will spark a fresh bowl at the bottom.
zach: "hey trynna burn"
alex: " yeah dude lets time bomb out of my new bong "
zach: " for sure dude lets do it"
by janetteoakleyV11 February 24, 2010
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Russian time-bomb

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A joint with the tip rolled into a point and put into a bong bowl piece. The bowl piece is then packed with weed around the joint to create more of a seal. It is called a Russian time-bomb because instead of water, vodka is being used in the bong. The joint is then lit and smoked down to the bottom. It then ignites the packed weed with the current burn, thus making it a Russian time bomb.
Two people smoking
Guy#1: Wanna smoke?
Guy#2: sure lets make a Russian time-bomb!
by Kakashi_hatake_ January 16, 2021
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