When your girlfriend has given you blue balls.
Later she eats icecream using ONLY her mouth off of your balls.
Later she eats icecream using ONLY her mouth off of your balls.
Dang girrl, did you have you have to add the extra banana to your blueberry Sunday.
Hey Babe ;). I made you something to eat. Come in the bedroom, your blueberry sunday is waiting for you.
Hey Babe ;). I made you something to eat. Come in the bedroom, your blueberry sunday is waiting for you.
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Bluebeard's Castle is when an otherwise pleasant and enticing guy just gives you weird vibes like he's not completely open about himself, and you ignore the obvious warning signs because you're just so curious about his past that you don't see how you're dragging yourself into his "soon-to-be" past, for better or (most likely) worse.
Think "Beauty and the Beast", but if the roles of the Prince and the Beast were reversed in the story arc.
Bluebeard's Castle is when an otherwise pleasant and enticing guy just gives you weird vibes like he's not completely open about himself, and you ignore the obvious warning signs because you're just so curious about his past that you don't see how you're dragging yourself into his "soon-to-be" past, for better or (most likely) worse.
Think "Beauty and the Beast", but if the roles of the Prince and the Beast were reversed in the story arc.
(as they pull up to his place in a car)
Her: He doesn't want me asking where he got all his money. I don't get it, he never talks about his family or friends. He's being so cagey.
Friend: Well what does he tell you?
Her: He tells me I'm all he cares about, that he wishes I could just love him as he is and not ask questions. He wants me to stay the weekend at his place.
Her: (laughs) What is this, Bluebeard's Castle?
Her: Snap out of it, girl, he's playing you. I don't mean to hurt your feelings but he's nothing to you.
Her: He doesn't want me asking where he got all his money. I don't get it, he never talks about his family or friends. He's being so cagey.
Friend: Well what does he tell you?
Her: He tells me I'm all he cares about, that he wishes I could just love him as he is and not ask questions. He wants me to stay the weekend at his place.
Her: (laughs) What is this, Bluebeard's Castle?
Her: Snap out of it, girl, he's playing you. I don't mean to hurt your feelings but he's nothing to you.
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2. What a pirate yells at a juice bar.
2. What a pirate yells at a juice bar.
"Give me a blueberry banana smootie, me heartie"
"I gave that girl such a blueberry banana smoothie last night... she fucking lapped that shit up."
"I gave that girl such a blueberry banana smoothie last night... she fucking lapped that shit up."
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