bloatware

An excuse for preffering one operating system over another because one cannot find another legitimate excuse to hate on another operating system. the term means "pre-installed companion software" but for some that just means less space on their hard drive and they would rather install the "bloatware" themselves.
Thanks to a lot of tech geek fanboys this word has become one of the biggest examples of semantic satiation in the tech industry. It's been used so much it has become utterly meaningless.

The "what's the best OS of Linux?" debate has been going on for decades now...
Geek 1: I like Debian, but I like Ubuntu more.
Geek 2: Aren't they essentially the same OS?
Geek 1: Yes, Ubuntu is derived from Debian...
Geek 3: I prefer Debian because Ubuntu has too much bloatware.
Geek 1: ......

by thatcrazyguyoverthere March 18, 2014

Blatfattery

a flat battery as uttered by an inebriated individual

Drunk Peter: "Sheeezus its so annoying when Patsy walks by. All devices (including cars) suddenly suffer from a blatfattery."

by kunderfund July 26, 2010

blowtart

1: Another way to call a person gay or a whore

2: a person who is sexually attracted to pop tarts.

1:Bro stop being such a blowtart.
2:I'm done with this job your such a blowtart, I quit

3: I Once had a girlfriend who was a blowtart, so weird

by It's easy April 18, 2016

blowtart

1: a person who is sexually attracted to pop tarts

2: another way of calling someone a gay-whore, or Gaylord

1: bro stop being such a blowtart
2: I had a girlfriend who was a blowtart so weird

by It's easy April 18, 2016

Bloodfart

The passing of both gas and blood out of the rectum. Most commonly caused by anal penetration.

After Melissa had a rough night of anal sex with the whole footballteam, she decided she had to go and visit the toilet. As she finally sat down she felt the need to release gas due to all the penetrating. After letting a big fart she realised that it also contained blood. Therefore a "bloodfart".

by Fartyjoe April 22, 2017

bloatware

1. something made to render your PC unusable

or if you're a clanker

2. something made to make your belly, tits, ass, thighs, etc blimp up

1. twin i got bloatware on my pc
2. (CLANKER): Mgmh~ Ah~ All this by bloatware...

by qsefthukolp February 2, 2026

Bloodfart Apocalypse

1)The aftermath of having eaten too many spicy foods and pickled foods together, resulting in the kind of flatulence that is explosive, hot, humid, and/or explosive in nature, tearing hemorrhoids on the way out.
2)when one shits themselves to death after being poisoned or plagued

"this gas could gag a shithouse rat, hopefully it doesn't end up being a Bloodfart Apocalypse."

by PhatSphoincter October 2, 2025