Blitzkrieg

When you're walking down the sidewalk, you find the ugliest girl and about two feet before you pass her you rip ass.

Dude 1 (walking): There she is...
Dude 2 : Not again...
(Two feet before ugly chick)
Dude 1: Blitzkrieg.
(Two feet after Dudes walk by)
Ugly Girl: OMG! WTF is that smell!

by BlitzkriegBop February 20, 2009

Blitzkrieg

To seemingly teleport within the confines of a professional wrestling show.

I’m watching Nitro from September 6th, 1999 and I was fascinated by what I witnessed. While his partners made their entrance, the wrestler known as Blitzkrieg appeared in the ring throwing spinning heel kicks by himself.

by Mike Tenay December 19, 2018

Blitzkrieging

Verb: when you fuck your partner for exactly 2 minutes and 12 seconds at 177 beats per minute, the only exclamations allowed other than hey oh let's go must be in German (polish for the receptive partner).

Chris was exhausted from blitzkrieging all night!

by Two Spoon Destroyer November 15, 2020

Blitzkrieged

Noun
To be blitzed beyond all recognition.
Super stoned.

TJ wishes he was Blitzkrieged, but he is sober as a bird!

by GrieveNasty91 October 21, 2010

Blitzkrieg

Bend a girl over a desk and fuck her in the ass. Then take your dick out and fuck her in the pussy while she shits from a stretched open ass hole. Then spread her ass cheeks, cum in her asshole, then turn her over and shit in her mouth.

...and then i bent her over and gave her a blitzkrieg right on Sister Hill's desk.

by The Pirate January 6, 2005

Blitzkrieged

Blitzkrieged, when your playing a WWII Video Game and are rushed by an unstoppable mass of axis guys, who you know are like, KILL THEM ALL!!! The end result is your corpse being faced rape.

"OH SHIT THEY JUST BLITZKRIEGED BOB!!!"

"Eh, fecking nOOb was asking for it."

by Lt Frosty January 16, 2009

Calling Blitzkrieg

When a sales force goes on a calling spree to generate new sales.

When I call 50 people in a row trying to sell cars, I'm on a Calling Blitzkrieg!

by Turbo Beast March 10, 2011