bleeprin

Bleeprin is a combination of bleach and aspirin. It comes in the form of a white, chickpea-sized (or large-normal-pea-sized) pill. It is used to soften the effects of reading horrific badfic — the bleach erases the bad mental images, and the aspirin eases the headache. According to Meir Brin, this wonder-medicine is so generally spiffy that it also can cure social anxiety attacks. It is manufactured by the Mini-Aragogs in the basements of HFA (Hogwart Fanfiction Academy). Within a few short weeks of its invention, Bleeprin easily replaced the time-honored but painful — and permanently crippling — custom of gouging one’s eyes out with a spork as the preferred way of dealing with badfic (banging one’s head against a doorpost is still widely in effect, however). Bleeprin comes in two other forms: Bleepto-Dismal and Bleepka.

Khora: Not ANOTHER 'seduce lust-object and live happily ever after' fic!

Nikki: Here, take some Bleeprin. It'll ease the horridness and make it blissfully absent from memory.

Khora: Thank ye.

by Agents Khora & Nikki, PPC, Department of Mary Sues: Rhapsody Division December 14, 2008

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