A portmanteau of "blood" and "fart". Meant to be a flatus; a wind; a whoopee or an emittance of intestinal gas (also known as the "ass belch") which involuntarily becomes a discharge of slimy matter that is a mixture of excrement and blood.
Melvin: "Did you hear that? Is it Chinese new year already?"
Sparky: "Naah, I just blarted. I guess I need to go home and.. Yup."
Sparky: "Naah, I just blarted. I guess I need to go home and.. Yup."
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Get the Blartin mug.(n) A not-so-pleasent sub-genre of head in which the one who is giving head is excessively sloppy and has rather sharp teeth like a beartrap.
Guy 1: I hear Rachel gave you some head, is this true?
Guy 2: I would hardly consider it head. It was def a sloppy beartrap.
Guy 2: I would hardly consider it head. It was def a sloppy beartrap.
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When Tony walked out of the bathroom with his shirt tail hanging out of his fly, I tried to hold it in; but let out a nose bleat.
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Get the Bleatch mug.Derogatory term referring to mall security staff, and on a larger scale, any security guard that doesn't have the authority to issue arrests or carry firearms (see rent-a-cop).
"Hey Paul Blart! I just pissed in the wishing well! What are you gonna do about it?"
"There's a couple Paul Blarts in the food court telling those kids to calm down, but the kids are telling them to fuck off."
"There's a couple Paul Blarts in the food court telling those kids to calm down, but the kids are telling them to fuck off."
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