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The Black Mamba Syndrome

The act of when you are tramatized by a huge black dick and can't function in society. That is forever what you are fixated on and can't stop thinking about it.
Hey Chucho do you have B.M.S. or The Black Mamba Syndrome
by bignickinit May 25, 2009
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Black mamba

Kobe Bryant
1978-2020
the black mamba will be missed and changed everyone’s life
by Peach.z January 28, 2020
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Black Mamba Fury

When your mother finds out you are pregnant and her boyfriend is the father. She then proceeds to beat you with a watermelon and pour koolaide powder into your eyes.
Gurl, when I told mama about my little sitch, she went Black Mamba Fury on my ass. She didn't even beat me with a chicken leg this time, and went straight for the watermelon! What a bitch!
by StoriesFromABlackMama June 21, 2011
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black mamba

The code name for the character of The Bride/Beatrix Kiddo in quentin tarantino's awesome movie, Kill Bill.
Yo, my new nickname is black mamba, alright, cuz I am the shit.
by xblackmamba06 May 23, 2004
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black mamba

A vemous snake that is black it is the fastest snake in the world and the most aggresive toward mankind. Found in places like Africa. You can can die from the bite in less then an a few hours
oh shit i got bit by the Black Mamba i better get to a hospital
by Darkwing369 June 19, 2006
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Black Momba

Virus that overtakes the stomach with instense pain and frequent bolts to the restroom. Poison althrougout your body. Also causes mind to function on a less than coherant state. Loud explosions of profanity and vulgar humor are recognized side effects. Contracted normally through bad diet after a long long period of drinking. You'll wake up still drunk normally keeping the feeling alive with more alcohol and bad food. Hot Wings, BBQ Ribs, and Beef Jerkey are part of the diet often associated with Black Momba or BM. Much worse than the normal shits or being hungover/drunk the next day. Can also be contracted by being bit or having intercourse with a BM positive organism. Virus origniated in Portugal and has links back to Don King in the Mike Tyson glory days.
My roomate said I got black momba from riding on the tractor in my bathing suit.

Josh got black momba when Tony ate too much jerkey and bit him for lying.

There's not enough toilet paper in the world to clear that shit when Ivan gets black momba.
by lrakow September 19, 2008
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Black Mamba

The act of taking a large poop, freezing that poop, and using it as a dildo in your ass. You then leave it in there until you need to poop again, at which time you re-freeze the poo and repeat.
Lisa's ass hole was still sore from the Black Mamba she received from Mike the other day
by Loves the Mamba April 13, 2009
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