Gandalf: Is it secret, is it safe?
Frodo: just like a black cat in a coal cupboard!
Employee 1: Who knows about the promotions?
Employee 2: Noone, they are keeping is as black as a black cat in a coal cupboard!
Frodo: just like a black cat in a coal cupboard!
Employee 1: Who knows about the promotions?
Employee 2: Noone, they are keeping is as black as a black cat in a coal cupboard!
by Charcoal44 June 19, 2011

by homo.hugging.time August 17, 2021

On this day if u find a black cat u give it the most love in the world unless u have one u still give it the most love it will ever receive
Person 1: “I found a black cat!” Person 2: “give it love it’s National black cat day” person 1: *gives it the most love ever
by Badyeatsfood14 October 27, 2019

As Julie stepped over him Eric noticed that she was wearing no panties. "My god it's like a Big Black Cat With Its Throat Cut" he murmured.
by OldHonky May 13, 2006

the cat that postman pat has
by ror god 64 November 26, 2020

*random cat walks by joe: spit spit spit james:whats wrong with you joe: black cats make me loose lottery james: ...
by Jelly arms July 1, 2020

A fun, older to elderly black man that has a lot of spunk, pizazz, funk, and soul. A man that people can trust and look up to. A man that often tells jokes to keep the mood alive. A man that is respected. A man that resembles a cat in the sense that he is loving and sweet to those that treat him well, however, can be vicious towards those that are a threat to him or his community.
by The-floofer-lover December 26, 2023
