One hand on the binoculars

A phrase to insinuate that someone (usually male) was watching someone else through binoculars - already in creepy stalker territory - but was also doing so while masturbating.
Hey girl, I saw you across the street yesterday!

Yeah - with one hand on the binoculars!
by Bobstafarian June 21, 2010
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I wear binoculars

Ye s yes y es
by sdasas November 12, 2003
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Irish binoculars

Describes one's vision when they are extremely drunk.
That chick Gary took home from the bar was sooo ugly, he must of had the Irish binoculars on.
by HoolioQ2 December 17, 2008
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When a woman moans, all single adult men within a 69-meter radius will bring out their binoculars and peek through the open window.

When a man moans, all single adult women within a 69-meter radius will bring out their binoculars and peek through the open window.
Dad Who Ran Away: "Why do all single adult women have clear imaging Roof Prism Binoculars?"

Joe Mama: "Same for single adult men! They got the Night Vision Extreme Binoculars!"

Step-Sis: "Thats the relative motion binocular sex theory in full effect."
by Step-Sis 69 April 11, 2022
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Binocularizing

Creepin with binoculars...possibly with a in binocular camera.
DUDE! These binoculars have a camera so you can take a pic while binocularizing bitches!
by Tugsman555 November 25, 2011
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Sticky Binoculars

What happens when a freelance writer named Gary spots a group of young boys at the playground in Mystic
Damnnnn dog I just picked up these sticky binoculars next to the swing set and now my fingers are glued together. That must’ve been Gary, he writes for the New York Times, WSJ, CNN and FOX.
by GaryFreelances December 03, 2024
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Sticky Binoculars

Sticky binoculars or “sticky binocs” is what happens when a freelance writer named Gary spots a set of young boys in Mystic at the playground.
Damnnn dog these sticky binoculars near the swing set are disgusting. Yo that must’ve been Gary he writes for The New York Times, Wall Street Journal and CNN.
by GaryFreelances December 03, 2024
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