Biker tits are a common abnormality of the North American caucasion female. The most prominent features of the biker tit are saggy, oblong, mismatched, hairy, or otherwise obscure breasts, with pepperoni nips being an essential commonality. Biker tits, while common in every U.S. state, are most frequently found in the central and southern parts of that nation. Bitches with biker tits can normally be seen with their large lether coated ass cheeks strangling the back of a motorcycle; the image looks like a walrus' attempt at flossing. Chicks on motorcycles with perpotionate titties will all eventually become outcast amongst their peers. Biker tits are an American staple which must be recognized.
"Dude so how were here titties?"
"Fuckin gross bro, Stephanie had some saggy ass biker tits... not only that but bitch looked like a bison. I'll never drink SOCO again."
"Fuckin gross bro, Stephanie had some saggy ass biker tits... not only that but bitch looked like a bison. I'll never drink SOCO again."
by N Pizzle September 7, 2009
Get the biker titsmug. Deriving from plumber's crack, this is the crack of a motorcylcists ass that you can see when they pass you on the highway.
Four Harley's passed us on the way to the beach and we could see two of the meatheads biker's crack.
by B. Hanback June 28, 2008
Get the Biker's Crackmug. Coffee spiced with either an amphetamine or methamphetamine for party purposes or simply to stay up. Coffee is preferred because it's acrid taste masks additives well. The name originated from bikers who were on long drug runs who needed to stay up through the night.
It's 1:30 a.m. and you and your drunk friends decide to go to Las Vegas. So you say,"Hey, lets make some biker coffee's and jam!"
by Big Lovin 666 September 16, 2009
Get the Biker Coffeemug. a bunch of douche bags who ride around oakville on there "dirt jumpers", thinking mountain biking is the best fuckin sport ever even tho there's no mountains around them and they often go to the *skate park* and ride around snaking people not doing tricks besides "moto whips"
blakelock bikers
ginger fag: hey wanna go to shell?
minority fag: yah man i just learned how to ride of "t-bone yesterday
ginger fag: my god your amazing
skaters who walk by them: wow watta bunch of fag's
ginger fag: hey wanna go to shell?
minority fag: yah man i just learned how to ride of "t-bone yesterday
ginger fag: my god your amazing
skaters who walk by them: wow watta bunch of fag's
by big meetch November 17, 2010
Get the blakelock bikersmug. As seen on South Park, it is a word used to describe a person who is thinking about buying a Harley Davidson. (also see fag)
by CA-MACHO October 12, 2011
Get the Biker curiousmug. A female that hangs out with and frequently gets passed around between men with motorcycles. Usually being traded out for beer or drugs.
by KickingClown January 13, 2008
Get the biker whoremug. by illegal fairtrade May 29, 2009
Get the lycra-bikermug.