bfp

big furry pussy

Jessica: My brother simps for bfp, in particular he simps for furry girls
Deborah: Weird

by GasparThalasso November 2, 2025

BFP

Bigger Fucking Problems, used as an explanation or excuse as to why something hasn't gotten done. Often used in context as if it were a pseudo-medical condition.

"No, I haven't mowed the lawn -- I've had a pretty severe case of BFP this month."

by Anglephile June 8, 2024