betterkevin

the act if being just 10 quadrillion times better than anybody named kevin.

Kevin: Im so much better than you no cap.
Person who is better than kevin: IM BETTERKEVIN!!!!1!!1!1
Kevin who is worse than Person who is better than kevin: OMG!1!!!1! NO WAY HOW?!??!?!?1!?!!??/1/? IM GOING TO DIE OMG OMG OMG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *dies of being worse than Person who is better than kevin*

by betterkevin July 9, 2022

betterkevin

THE ACT OF BEING BETTER KEVIN

kevin: IM BETTER NO CAP
PERSON WHO IS BETTER THAN KEVIN: NO IM BETTERKEVIN
kevin: WHAT NO WAY HOW OMG WHAT IM DEAD NOW AHHHHHHHH *explodes because he is worse than person who is better than kevin*

by betterkevin July 9, 2022

Sound-powered phone batteries

A fictional object used as a hazing joke pulled on unsuspecting newcomers in the U.S. Navy.

Corporal Dodson: Colonel, the phone died.
Colonel Watts: Go down to the Supply deck to see if there are any sound-powered phone batteries.
Corporal: Sir, yes sir!
Watts: *chuckles*

by Intelligence001 June 24, 2016

Betteridge's Law

A parodic scientific law stating that any headline ending in a question mark can safely be answered with "no." Extremely useful in this age of clickbait.

Clickbait: "Did this man cure cancer by spreading dog shit on his face?? The answer will amaze you!!"

Smart guy: "No. If it was true then it wouldn't need the question mark."

Clickbait: "But don't people enjoy suspenseful headlines?? The answer is astounding!!"

Smart guy: "Betteridge's Law." (Keeps scrolling.)

by the Avenger of Lost Souls July 14, 2016

ur mom eats wired batteries

A word to use as a comeback in awkward scenarios or whenever you want!

Hey, what are you eating for lunch? "Ur mom eats wired batteries."

by hotties 2.0 fan account January 14, 2022

vaginal batteries

its when you charge your cunt up

yo homie slice go charge your moms vaginal batteries

by George McLean February 2, 2007

Bergerize

To be mendacious; to mislead

Yo man, my homie told me that he hooked up with a Perfect 10 model this last weekend. That boy straight up bergerized that hookup; the only perfect thing about her was the resemblance to Lou Ferrigno.

by Howard Brackett April 27, 2006