Belgium 

The most offensive word a man could say in the galaxy. On earth, it’s the name of a small country.

Person 1: Well, I went to Belgium to-
Alien 2: GASP!

Belgium by Geekster1984 June 17, 2023

Ecole Belge

Terrible quality..... Trash and very vulgar.

Mom I dropped my phone from the 18th floor. I thought it was fall proof........ But it was actually waterproof. Sorry I have difficulties reading. Oh yeah and it became an "Ecole Belge". Can u buy me a new one?

Ecole Belge by KIKIDOULOVEMENO!!!!!! 😎 February 17, 2019

Belgian Fries 

The way French Fries should be called since fries are a belgian thing rather than being called Freedom fries

French people like to make jokes about Belgian people and they often mention that they make fries. for example they like to make fun of their accent by saying "a fry one time!"

Belgian Fries by FrenchLascar187 February 11, 2004

belgian dip 

the art of covering one's nose with foam while drinking a capuccino as demonstrated by Dr. Evil in the Spy Who Shagged Me.

No. 2- Dr. Evil you have foam on your nose. Dr.Evil- That's how we do it in Belgium, it's called a Belgian Dip.

belgian dip by Super Guatemala Man February 18, 2008

The Belgium

A unit of measurement.

Wales has, for decades, been used in the UK as a standard of measurement, not just of land mass but also of population, annual rain fall, tourist numbers and exports. After entering the European Union, British switched to the Belgium, on the whole, to using metric units of measurement.

The 'Belgium' is the European standard of measurement now. It has almost completely eliminated the usage of the 'Wales' in this respect. Belgium is about 1½ times the size of Wales, approximately 30,000 km2.

Belgium is roughly the size of The Belgium.

An area of Amazon rainforest the size of Belgium has been hacked down in one year.

The Belgium by freddie1980 May 3, 2010

cheeky belgian giggle wank 

A belgian tradition of wanking and giggling at the same time because pornhub is just that hilarious

why is mark laughing alone in his room?
Because hes having a cheeky belgian giggle wank.

cheeky belgian giggle wank by sexygordon November 24, 2011

Belgium 

Something that doens't exist.

'Do you know what Belgium is?'
'What?'

Belgium by PetroleumPiraat May 9, 2019