Beefcake

The male equivalent of Cheesecake in the pinup sense. Pictures of mildly clothed attractive men, frequently more buff and muscular rather than bishonen or prettyboy looks. Walking shirtless scenes can also fall into this category. Frequently fashion photo-shoots subjected to making porn out of coconuts, can be made into this. Firefighter calenders are a more culturally acceptable form.
My porn stash has a lot of beefcake in it.

You can keep your cheesecake, I want beefcake
by IsaacSapphire July 14, 2011
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Beefcake

A pretentious clan of idiotic teens and immature young adults who listen to the talentless music that is called hardcore.
They are arrogant and most are not friendly to others out side the "scene." Liked by few and feared by even less, the seem to think the are the shit.

FUCK YOU BEEFCAKE KREW
GROW THE FUCK UP!
"Dude I'm so br00t4l! Beefcake!"
by Cast March 06, 2008
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Beefcake

the art of clobbering your partner with your wang, continously smacking her across the face and dominating her with your dick. by the end of this she should have mushrooms all over her face.
"Geez alex why did you have to beefcake me? my face stings so much." EE
by Heavy FLow January 30, 2008
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BEEFCAKE

Owning someone or something with excessive-ness
If this guy gets to close I'm gona BEEFCAKE him
by zer0face January 02, 2011
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beefcakes

The lumps that form on your biceps when you flex.
Most often compared in a gay fashion. Or when under diress, a feeling to show off your BEEFCAKES may consume you until you are no more than a simple honkee.
"Hey Craig, you want to show off beefcakes and rub oil upon our perky buns while listening to the latest coldplay alBUM?"
"Certainly Randal!"
by gloria glovebox August 15, 2006
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BEEFCAKE!

A hunky man who clearly works out! You seen the film alien? coz his dick flies out of his pantaloons faster than that alien fuckin jumps out of your chest. BITCH!
BUY WEIGHTGAIN4000! BEEFCAKE! BEEFCAKE!!!! BEEF-CAKE
by iJustDidAWhoopsieInMyPantaloon October 24, 2010
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Beefcake

A chunky man with no respect for woman, health, or life in general... Otherwise known as shaun anderson...
A gay or fat man who loves a meatloaf, a beefcake loves anal sex
by meatloaf103h April 24, 2011
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