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Beaver Dam

When someone intentionally or unintentionally prevents a woman from hooking up with or having sex with another person. The female equivalent of being "cock blocked".
I saw this really cute girl and my friend introduced me as her girlfriend when she meant her girl friend. She was a beaver dam.
by Tree303 November 9, 2013
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when a room mate takes a crap and decides to leave a present for any unsuspecting suckers.
I left you a beaver dam. Have fun with that.
by JT October 4, 2004
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To stop your friend from having sexual relations with an ugly chick!
Yo, Jackson, you have to make sure the beaver dam goes up if I get really drunk and want to fuck Sam!
by Jason Ho June 28, 2008
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(noun)- A friend who acts as a buffer between you and an unattractive female (see: ugly ass bitch). Plural- beaver dams

(verb)- to block an unattractive female from hooking up with a friend upon his/her request. Past tense: -med
Damn, to keep that ugly drunk bitch from fucking me, I need my friend to be my beaver dam. (noun)

Was I just beaver dammed by that guy? (verb, past tense)
by A friend and his beaver dam December 28, 2007
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Tiffany, you're such a bitch, you totally beaver dammed me when I was trying to hook up with Trevor last night!
by sodapopjorge May 3, 2017
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one of the best towns in Wisconsin. everyone here is very nice and welcoming, if you watch out for the snakes. the kids are all talented at something and very smart. all the girls are beautiful, and all the guys are very goodlooking. it’s a small town with little to do, but there’s always something fun to do if you’ve found the right friends :)
man, I wish I could live in beaver dam. sounds like a lot of fun.
by it’s whatever lol November 28, 2018
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beaver dam bon bon

when a buck-toothed bitch licks evenly coated shit covered balls after she has had her tuna shower (see definition for tuna shower)
My favorite sex act is the beaver dam bon bon.
by Lady Gags-a-lot July 18, 2009
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