beaver dam

usually a creepy/ugly guy that hangs out with a group of guys
that scares away chicks.

{girl detergent}

Will is such a beaver dam, I hate him!!!!

by the jack man 808 November 08, 2007

Beaver Dam

When a man takes a dump in a urinal so large that it clogs it.

Yo, I feel bad for the poor sap that has to clean up that beaver dam that Tom left in the first floor bathroom.

by Acceleratedbeats December 13, 2003

beaver dam

the piece of skin between the vaginal opening and asshole

The woman's beaver dam is swollen from sexual intercourse.

by sara p January 18, 2009

Beaver Dam

n: A large gathering of Lesbians

Guy 1: (standing in line at the bar) What is the hold up?
Guy 2: Oh, God! There's a beaver dam ahead!

by narwhalbattle February 27, 2011

Beaver Dam

When someone intentionally or unintentionally prevents a woman from hooking up with or having sex with another person. The female equivalent of being "cock blocked".

I saw this really cute girl and my friend introduced me as her girlfriend when she meant her girl friend. She was a beaver dam.

by Tree303 November 10, 2013

beaver dam

when a room mate takes a crap and decides to leave a present for any unsuspecting suckers.

I left you a beaver dam. Have fun with that.

by JT October 04, 2004

Beaver Dam

To stop your friend from having sexual relations with an ugly chick!

Yo, Jackson, you have to make sure the beaver dam goes up if I get really drunk and want to fuck Sam!

by Jason Ho July 11, 2008