Batchelor Sandwich

The quickest and easiest sandwich ever made, usually consists solely of two slices of bread with a condiment in the middle. It is left as one big sandwich, never cut, it doesn't contain butter and is awarded extra points if it consists of both white and brown bread or made in under 25 seconds.
Can also be reffered to as a-
-student sandwich
-ad-break sandwich
-midnight sandwich
-late-for-work sandwich
-home made fast food
-one course meal for one

DAVID: oh my god, i just noticed the time and made the fastest batchelor sandwich ever...12 seconds flat, AND i had to put the tomato ketchup and butter back in the fridge :D
MILES: 12 seconds?! that's impre...did you just say butter?...that's not a batchelor sandwich, that's just a quick lunch.

by Mazzerboy May 12, 2009

Biz-Batch

When a person ejaculates in their own belly button or someone else's belly button.

"I didn't have any clean bowls left this morning for my cereal so I put a cheerio in my belly button and Biz-Batched"

"I totally pulled out and did a biz-batch.

by Snatch Savage December 10, 2010

Ratch Batch

when you see a group of nasty ass hoes with extra small shirts and two bras, and their butt cheeks hanging out from their extra short booty shorts, gross glued in neon colored weave, and some nasty ass stitched eyebrows who talk super loud and and call everyone else ugly even though their the ratchetest bitches in school.

Did you see Shaniqua, Laquiqui, And Bonishaniqua? What a ratch batch.

by chachithecreator May 15, 2014

byatch

a Ghetto way of saying a bitch

look at that trick-ass byatch!

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

Batching

Pooping for two years straight if given the option the option to do so, and then never having to poop again in your life. You can select any two years to begin batching, but not when you're a baby because that's cheating babies already poop whenever.

Pooping for two years straight means constant shitting. There's no stopping until the batching is over.

Person A: I haven't seen Mike around lately, what's he up to?
Person B: Oh, haven't you heard? He started batching.

by vampireadjacent September 27, 2020

Batch Factor

n. The term for the amount of tobacco you have mixed in with the amount of cannabis you have in your session.

Used as a relative number rather than a quantitative value.

"Men we're down to our last gram, it is time to.."
"No sir..please....don't...."
"INCREASE THE BATCH FACTOR"
*sirens heard*

by BakedGood420 January 24, 2010

Bantchev

1. To be colossally stupid

2. To have the looks of a Serbian War Criminal

"Imaad, why are you wearing that black hoodie? You look like a real Bantchev,"

by abhayk March 9, 2017