Junk Buffing

A junk buffing is a very good and satisfying hand-job.

"If he came on my show i'd give him such a good junk buffing he wouldn't need an Argentine mistress"

by Dazeses July 17, 2009

Taint Buffing

Getting a pat down in the groin region by: Security, Secret Service, or TSA

I hate security lines, i don't want to take off my shoes for some Taint Buffing

by Maxie Gee November 6, 2010

buffin' the muffin

Female masturbation.

I caught Laurel buffin' the muffin in the washroom today! It was nasty!

by Jyynx September 20, 2008

Buffing blue

Auto-erotic asphyxiation slang term

I almost died last night buffing blue.

by Extremeatheist August 20, 2013

Bluffin

Now bluffing is a universal term that everyone knows. But in Virginia it is commonly used and instead of bluffing its bluffin. Think of how LA ppl says pump faking to call somebody out that they’re not about. Really it’s the way they say the word bluffin like their accent is between north and south so it sounds unique the way they say it.

I’ll come to yo hood and smack tf out of u.
Nigga shut yo bluffin ass. You’s a bluffin ass nigga

by Jaden Browner August 7, 2021

Buffin' the Muffin

The female act of masturbation.

Laurel is always at home, buffin' the muffin after work.

by Jyynx September 21, 2008

Bluffin' with my Muffin

the offering of a baked good to distract your enemies so that you can make a quick escape.

'I was cornered my thieves on a dark, deserted street, and only managed to escape by bluffin' with my muffin (blueberry).'

by lisaa45 May 18, 2009