Only in Barnsley

When something is so bizarrely weird and awkward, that you scarcasticly use the term "Only in Barnsley", said in a tyke accent, to break the awkward/wtf silence

For instance, " A person that is so clearly hammered/high, that they're dancing round in the middle of the street shirtless" that your response is "only in Barnsley, said in a tyke accent"

by Clarkie73 April 26, 2019

The Tzarina of West Barnstable

A wild white tiger who made her fortunes in the Russian gold mines after her fathers mysterious death. She is a known Russian spy. Like most tigers she can kill a man from 30 paces. Like most Russian women she can kill a man with a dagger stare and arsenic in their coffee. Rumored to be estranged from her two half brothers.

Traditionally a tzarina is a Russian princess before the Russian revolution of 1917.

I’m sick of my husband and thinking about giving him the tzarina of west Barnstable treatment.

by Jonnytrulove December 5, 2019

Barnsley FC

When you get a semi erect penis all of a sudden, not expecting it, you can say you have a Barnsley FC. Can be linked to the football club who reached the semi final of the FA cup against the odds

Dude check out that MILF
I know mate a have a Barnsley FC

by MG_4_LIFE April 30, 2008

Barnstable high school

Barnstable high school also known as “Stable”,”dirty stable”, and”red raiders” is a high school located in Barnstable Massachusetts. It is know for mainly “stable thots” and it’s good football team, along with drugs and a good time. Although its horrible mascot name “red raidera native American Barnstable is one of the best public schools on cape cod.

Do you go to Barnstable high school?

by Theinsidescoop22 October 21, 2019

kickin it babystyle

1. to take it easy
2. to do something poorly

You were going way slow. You must have been kickin' it babystyle.

by Claire April 17, 2003

Barnsley

In the UK. South Yorkshire to be precise.
Full of inbreds who used to work down t'pit.
Reckons rolls are called teacakes and seems to have an unhealthy obsession with their home town.
They have big gates of Barnsley which are supposedly designed to welcome travellers home. I think it is more likely to keep everybody else out.

Barnsley is a LOT like Royston Vasey from The League of Gentlemen.

tha guein darn t'pit?

by Jonny-bl0w June 21, 2005

Barnsley

Full of people with silly accents. Favourite pastimes include mining down't pit and combining words to form random sentences that no normal person understands.

Strong in't arm, thick in't head.

Ey up, in't, down't... (And other stuff that I never really understood unlike these ones here!)

by Phillip December 6, 2004