Balloon knot squeak

The ancient art of spreading one's butt cheeks apart and touching anus's.

My friend Bill is right into yoga and shit, I heard he gave jenn the balloon knot squeak. It's when you lay ass to ass, and touch anus's

by Canadian not a cannotadian January 2, 2022

Balloon Boy Dad Syndrome

Balloon Boy Dad Syndrome is where father suffers from disorder centering on anti-social phobias and beliefs heightened by a form of Parent Alienation Syndrome and anti-government and counter-culture agenda, and then successfully indoctrinates his family with this dogma. He then attempts to gain fame and fortune by promoting it through his family by seeking a reality show which promotes his perspective, but publicly fails and only gains infamy and notoriety.

The Balloon Boy Dad believed that humanity descended from aliens and spoke of launching home-made flying saucers into storms and taught his children to lie to the authorities about the Balloon Boy hoax so that he could promote a reality show based promoting the scientific investigation and promotion of this belief.

The Balloon Boy Dad suffered from Balloon Boy Dad Syndrome because he tried to promote his beliefes through his family on a reality show.

by PatrickDallas May 2, 2010

Balloon Dog Years scale

Similar to the dog years to human years scale, there is a scale that coverts the time someone has owned a balloon dog to human years.

The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.

Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.

There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.

Person 1: Aw, your balloon dog is so cute. What's his name and how old is he?

Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.

Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!

by PointedShrimpp January 29, 2017

Balloon in the sky

When you receive a scholarship to learn to pilot hot air balloons in Seattle spend money on travel and lodging and find yourself driving the van watching balloons fly away. Left on the ground but there goes the balloon in the sky! Similar in meaning to pie in the sky! Buyer beware!

There goes my balloon in the sky, I’m still on the ground.

by Tron, I fight for the users! June 2, 2021

Chinese spy balloon

A form of sexual torture in which you leave an obnoxiously fat woman stranded in a sex swing for 7 days. Every now and then you spin her like a tire so her whispering eye can survey the whole area. It is also customary to poke the bootybox with a q-tip to make it wink back like lightning mcqueen in cars. On the last day you detach her from the ceiling into a shallow dollar store kiddie pool, requiring a semi aquatic batwacth like rescue

Guy1 : did you hear they shot down the Chinese spy balloon

Guy2: they didn't. she's still stuck in the swing at my house. We're only on day 5. It's like Hanukkah for fatties. Still got 2 more days left and a whole bunch of spins.

by Phys the rapist February 8, 2023

sperm-balloon

after you finish having sex and took off your condom filled with the creamy essence of life, make a balloon from it and throw it to the unlicensed hostile kindergarten located under you window. just think of the face of the person that will pick it up in the morning. smile with delight

mommy mommy look i found a balloon

thats nice sweety... ewwwwww throw it away its a sperm-balloon!!!

by israelmate November 1, 2010

solar balloon

A solar balloon is a miniature hot air balloon, heated entirely by the sun.It's made of black plastic, and the black color easily absorbs heat radiating from the sun. This in turn heats up the air inside the balloon, turning a plain plastic balloon into a high-flying miniature hot air balloon within seconds.

-is that a solar balloon?

-yea' dude it's made up from five plastic bags.Want to help me make a bigger one?
-sure thing!

by solo_sabbath April 9, 2010