ballena

Ballena= Mexican pacifico beer 33 oz size. Spanish word for whale.
Similar to a caguama referring to size

I would like a pacifico bartender, make it a Ballena please :)

by WinnieJ September 24, 2016

Ballzach

A type of man with fragile masculinity who has to make a big deal about miniscule issues. Often argues about being poor while spending hundreds of dollars on himself.

Girl 1: ugh my dad is such a ballzach. He argued with my mom because she had the lights on in the hallway when she was in the kitchen.
Girl 2: bro wtf

Girl 1: right? He said it's because of the electricity bill or whatever but he just bought a 3,000 dollar lawn mower, or so he says anyways.

by Gaytheaterkidfuckoff August 6, 2018

Ballzach

It's when you have ball sack tendencies, for instance if someone acts like a scrotum (i.e. is rude, mean or irritable), they are known as a "Ballzach"

"Hey did you hear what Clayton said to Chad earlier?"
"Yeah I know what a complete ballzach"

by Anotio January 12, 2021

Ballzack

Someone who loves to suck penis in a very homesexual way.

I was at a party and Ballzack kept talking about his gay friend who had a really big cock!

by ballzack69 October 12, 2011

ballzagna

A guy who has such a small penis when you give him head his balls just rest on your chin.

Kels, that midget from last night was a real ballzagna!!

by tballz July 26, 2003

Ballzach

The one and only ballzach. A graffiti slap tag seen around honolulu. It's a drawing of a fucked up face. Apparently the person who writes this is gay and likes dick up his ass.

"Hey dude, look! Its the Ballzach." (Pointing at street sign)
"Did you hear? Ballzach is gay."

by hockeypuckfuck February 15, 2010

Balleranium

The most baller of substances EVER!
100000000000x harder than Steel and 1000000000000x sexier as well!

If you obtain Balleranium status, you are known as the master of macking, the hardest of the hard, and the pimpest of pimp.

Balleranium is #169 on the periodic table

When Michael Jordan won his 6th ring, it was made out of Balleranium.

When Lance Armstrong won his final tour de France, his bike was made of Balleranium.

Batmans car is made from Balleranium.

by BTV Mrs. Good December 11, 2010