Pounder Baldridge

A EU slang for when a man puts on a Punch and Judy puppet show (with a beginning/middle/end) where the 3rd puppet is his erect penis, and he isn't allowed to cum until the end of the show.

A pounder baldridge a day keeps the doctor away.

by False Devil July 8, 2023

El Baldico

Football term referring to any match between teams whose managers/coaches are bald, with examples of bald managers including but not limited to Pep Guardiola, Zinedine Zidane Nuno Espirito Santo, Erik Ten Hag, Arne Slot, Enzo Maresca, Max Allegri, Stefano Pioli

Examples of El Baldico include:

Man City (Pep Guardiola) vs Man Utd (Erik Ten Hag) 2022-2024
Liverpool (Arne Slot) vs Man City (Pep) 2024-present
Chelsea (Enzo Maresca) vs Liverpool (Slot) or City (Pep) 2024-present

Who will be outed as the bald fraud in tonight's El Baldico? Find out on TNT Sports

by weirdyrandommetal1977 July 16, 2025